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Some forums have polls as well. I bet you'll like a big poll.

I havent been living in England for three years now but all my friends say that its full of pole's. working as plumbers.

Don't talk to me about Pole's I had one living with me. Eugh! Dirty bitch!

It is Reiss. Very nice too. Although I dont care to slide up & down one at the moment. It's amazing the ridiculous conditions imposed to you by marriage. I tell you, big mistako there. Men. They are ridic'. You cant do this, you wont do that. Yardey yarder yar.

So the whispers are true. am coming back in october for a holiday must brush up on my Polski....ACTZXER fgasf ciuyhbf blah blah blah...its not that hard. the idiots guide to techical polish. any more advice would be greatly accepted.

You have to wear a dirty vest. You have to grunt Huuuuuuuuu every 5 seconds. You need to have a builders bum. I dont do coverd up. Mostly though you need to shine & be dust free like a proper bit of polish.

Mr Sheen my bits...show a bit of bum clevage and wear a vest...its like Miami Vice all over again.

Quote: Leevil @ May 30, 2007, 2:49 PM

Some forums have polls as well. I bet you'll like a big poll.

I like a big pole, I like to see who comes first.

Quote: Leevil @ May 30, 2007, 2:54 PM

Don't talk to me about Pole's I had one living with me. Eugh! Dirty bitch!

Oh dear. :(

She chose to ignore the no smoking rule. She barricaded herself in the living room every night, WHERE THE BIG TV WAS!! The bitch! She spoke with a polish accent!!! And she would talk on the phone, IN POLISH!!

She was probably saying how sweet you were to let her smoke in the front room all the time and she probably couldnt speak Dutch, like everyone tends to on the phone.

Quote: Jude @ May 30, 2007, 3:13 PM

I like a big pole, I like to see who comes first.

Like in a Chinese General Erection (Oh no - I've slipped into Benny Hill)

But it was very funnyLaughing out loud

Quote: David Chapman @ May 30, 2007, 8:00 PM

Like in a Chinese General Erection (Oh no - I've slipped into Benny Hill)

You bloory iriot!

Quote: Leevil @ May 30, 2007, 4:01 PM

She chose to ignore the no smoking rule. She barricaded herself in the living room every night, WHERE THE BIG TV WAS!! The bitch! She spoke with a polish accent!!! And she would talk on the phone, IN POLISH!!

:O

I'd have beaten her up.

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