Hey-Bucka-Chow-Wow...so you do. its like one of those master examples of art from Tracey Emin...you really have to look hard for those obvious hidden signs. so whoopi the nun hows the vow of silence going.
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Surely the chastity is more of a struggle?
not if your as cunning as a snake or as slippery as a rattle snake after some forbidden fruit. If you want it you'll get it.
Well the vow of silence is just dandy o. My boys had a big party while I was on hol so I am not talking to them. My man gets the nod or shake of yhe head oh & the occasional grunt as always.
The chastity well that is a little difficult. I have a brand new toy I am getting to know though. The robo tronic bunny. Phwoargeous!
rabbits are sweet and with those long fluffy ears en all. Why dont they invent the Rhino tron or the Aligator interagator. Then real women with tattoos and muscle t-shirts wouldnt be afraid to buy them. Bunnies...come on
I`m like my piccie and posts, but I have a hidden dark side...
I'm like the wind and the rain, the sun and the clouds. but i aint like that ugly old git that lives next door that steals all my parking spaces. god i hate him so much...i'm also like the snow and the fallen leaves...no i take that back i'm like....me
I'm not like anything I'm unique baby!!
I am like a canal. Murky & dirty and a tad fishy but a lot of peeps like to ride on me.
oh lovely charley 
and I bet that Jude has never thought of being a buckane'er, ever-and that Leevil changes how looks as often as avatars
LOL. I know lets play a little game.
You are having a fab dinner party, followed by a piss up. You can invite anyone dead or alive. Who would you invite. I am bored see. You have 6 guests.
Mine.
1. Ernesto "Che" Guevara.
2. Margaret Thatcher. Love her or hate her she was our first and maybe only female PM.
3. Bill Hicks. For his humour of course.
4. Marilyn Monroe.
5. Joan of Arc
6. Hitler. To ask him why.
Is this a "saints and sinners" themed party?
1. Stephen Fry to argue with Stephen Hawkins Audrey Hepburn to argue with Kate Moss Paul Weller to argue with Eric Clapton Leonardo da Vinci to argue with Tracey Emin oh and obviously Sarah Lee for her wonderful cakes
Bernard Manning, Lennox Lewis, Ronnie Corbett, Britney Spear, Mary Whithouse and Charley Rance.
Supply plenty of booze
Sit back, watch and enjoy
LOL Britcom Barry. I will come to dinner anytime.
Mr Reiss you had more than 6. You bloodie greedy bastard.