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Quote: Jude @ July 13, 2007, 12:39 AM

Or an unusual collage?

A wonderful tapestry!!!!!!!!

Lets play a game I learned on holiday.

The Minibus Of Death.

You can fill it with whom ever you chose. It can crash, Fly to space or disapear forever.

Who would be on your Minibus Of Death.

(Think unhappy thoughts)

Would the minibus stretch to include all religious nutheads who force other people to follow their looony beliefs (the passive ones are fine).

Yep its a f**koff big magic bus.

Charley Rance!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Chav. Why?

I am generous( with other peoples shit)
I am kind (When I want something)
I am always there for someone. (When I am not here)
I am 100% Pure (Before something is added).

WHY CHAV!!!

Quote: charley rance @ July 13, 2007, 1:11 AM

Why Chav. Why?

I am generous( with other peoples shit)
I am kind (When I want something)
I am always there for someone. (When I am not here)
I am 100% Pure (Before something is added).

WHY CHAV!!!

Cos - there's hole in my bucket dear Liza, dear Lize!

Thats a point I would put Chavs and Pikies in (by Pikies I don't mean travellers its a southern thing, well south London, well Bromley). I'd also put in Paris Hilton because she would be the first person to die by touching Death's knob with her lips.

If theres a return Journey I would have Bill Hicks, Richard Prior, John Lennon, John Smith (former Labour Leader) and Jeff Buckley (i've been listening to and learning his songs but he only has one album :()

Quote: Chavid @ July 13, 2007, 1:14 AM

Cos - there's hole in my bucket dear Liza, dear Lize!

Someone's on the sauce

The return journeys a better game!

Why don't you play it then Leevil, let me guess. Who's dead and has big boobs? erm Marilyn Monroe. I also know Charley is gonna say Che Guervare and Bill Hicks. As for Chavid? er 60s fashion?

Yey True.
But you have to fill it with peeps who will die first. In order to get the return journey.

I would fill mine with People who say they are not pissed when they clearly are. Oh and Andrea Turner. Jeremy Kyle would be the driver. Head on collision. Woooooooooo!

I would have Bill Hicks, Che, My nanna & gramps on the return journey.
Nanna would comb Ches hair and punch Bill for swearing.

Quote: charley rance @ July 13, 2007, 1:24 AM

I would have Bill Hicks, Che,

Can read you like a book

Laughing out loud

I must learn to be more mysterious.

To - Jeremy Kyle.

From - Marathon bars. ;)

Quote: ajp29 @ July 13, 2007, 1:24 AM

Why don't you play it then Leevil, let me guess. Who's dead and has big boobs? erm Marilyn Monroe.

Even though I do like big boobs, I also appreciate the more petite figure, not in a Chris Langham kinda way though.

To - the whole bloody Manchester United team, all of Eastenders, - and every Manchester United supporter in the world.

From - um how about Princess Grace of Meccano and Jimi Hendrix, Keith Moon and Mozart.

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