Ok Dave lets play a game.
I have 14 legs, 4 eyes, 24 haiirs. No nose, huge lips & a gammy leg.
What am I.
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In need of a doctor? Freak of nature?
Bloody ugly!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
5 gold stars.*****(pretend they are gold)
If you said just 14 hairs and huge lips i'd have probably said something else 
The "Tour De France" passes through my village on the 28th... well its not my village yet...i still owe the community £28.50. Its the biggest thing to happen in Les Villairs since John Luke's little rascal of a dog ran out the open gate holding quite tightly to a string of garlic mushrooms... By there was murder in that house that evening when all they had too eat was lemon flavoured ice pops.. come to think of it i haven't seen poor old FEE FEE latrec in ages.. must get onto that one. anyway i just thought i'd mention the little cycle race.
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Quote: charley rance @ July 9, 2007, 2:20 AMYeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
5 gold stars.*****(pretend they are gold)
Sorry - who won then? Me or ajp?
answer = the cock
Quote: David Chapman @ July 9, 2007, 10:51 PMSorry - who won then? Me or ajp?
Both did. You both got gold stars.
Lets have a debate about religion.
If you had to be religious or you would die. What religion would you be.
I would be a Harry Monk. A Buddha.
Jedi Knight.
Once a Catholic always a guilt ridden insecure alcoholic judgemental crazy person. They give children wine wtf! Then they give edicts like don't drink and drive, what we're meant to walk to church!?!
If this becomes the longest ever thread what can we make out of it?
The fact that we have too much time on our hands?
Or an unusual collage?