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"Longest Ever Thread" Page 19

She'd sell herself for a fiver

But nobody would buy her

But with her slinky sexy bod soon entered onto the Thai inter web...

And spending a fortune on a new jacuzzi type bed.........

Quote: Aaron @ July 6, 2007, 12:20 PM

You could smell her bits from France...

Laughing out loud

Thats what my Jezzy said when he went over.

Quote: ajp29 @ July 6, 2007, 12:56 PM

She'd sell herself for a fiver

But nobody would buy her

£0.50 to you AJP.

There was a wonderfull woman called Rance
Who could kill a guy with one glance
Aparently her minny is smelly
But those who say it are just jelly.
Deep down they all lurrrrrrrve the whif
All desperate for a wee sniff.

Well i'll be bugger...red..ded I thought it was the local fish market making all the stench... i'm on the phone to the Mayor in the morning... So its you is it Charley... righty...oh the windmill can start turning again can it.

So why is this "Never gonna be" the longest thread?

Dunno, i'll edit it for you David. If I can work out how, warning I may crash the site Laughing out loud

Edit: Tried and failed, when I have my powers back I will try again.

There you go.

Well - it will be. I promise.

However much it takes and however long I am determined to still make this "The Longest Thread in the World - Ever!"

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Where?

Anywhere

Moderators..... David is pissed & rambling about bollox again.
Where are you Moderators...................

*sings* You are gonna get told off. You are gonna get told off.

Grass!!!!!!!!

Actually I think they've all gone to bed - so we can do whatever we want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like making this the Longest Thread Ever.

I haven't gone to bed but then again I don't sleep

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