Not just once or twice.............
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Dogs, ducks, badgers and mice.....
If it just had a pulse she was shaggin' em.
Riiiiight... *backs away slowly*
A team work limerick. It almost works - apart from Charley's second line which was stretching it a bit.
There was an old lady from Dagenham..........
And if you named a man she has had em.
Not just once or twice.............
Dogs, ducks, badgers and mice.....
If it just had a pulse she was shaggin' em.
Who's next???????
But like most good things it needed to end....
And she knew the abstinance would drive her around the bend...
Then the doctor explained it all quite clearly...
If she carried on with her fantasies much longer she'd have STD's twice yearly
She took out 2 clear plastic bags
Somewhere to put all the crabs.
Then went back out to look for a shag
Well, after picking off all the obvious scabs.
The stupid binty cow thought that she knew best....
So she set herfself the ultimate challenge...to bottom bum David Gest...
Surely after this her life could'nt possibly get any worse...
But on the number 29 bus she bumped into a perverse district nurse...
Quote: Reiss Ellesse @ July 5, 2007, 6:39 PMThe stupid binty cow thought that she knew best....
So she set herfself the ultimate challenge...to bottom bum David Gest...
Surely after this her life could'nt possibly get any worse...
But on the number 29 bus she bumped into a perverse district nurse...
You have got a weird imagination. You'll get on well with Jude!
it helps living in a place full of "Amish" wanabees. where the annual tumble weed chase is the latest phenomenon and eating with silver forks is fround upon. i got a satelite dish placed on my roof and they all thought i was the devil from outer space. It's like back to the future 18, i even think the local goat is looking for rented accomadation in the next big city.
There was a weird nerdy called Leevil...............
Who did things in bed that were evil...
(Or so I'm told.)
WANKED LIKE A WANKER SO COULD NO LONGER SEE AT ALL.
There was a young lady named Rance...
You could smell her bits from France...