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INT. HALL - DAY

Some letters fall onto the door mat. A girl picks them up and looks through them. She stops on one letter that's addressed differently.

GIRL
Hey Mum! There's a letter for next door here.

MUM
Don't open it then.

She rifles through the letters more, checks that her Mum isn't coming, and then opens the letter. It's a fancy holographic slab which starts to speak.

LETTER
The deactivation code for the North Korean nukes is KIMRULEZ. I hope you receive this message in time. You're the western world's last hope.

The letter self-destructs.

MUM
What was that then?

GIRL
Erm, nothing.

The four minute warning sounds in the distance.

I liked this, Jebbers!

Cheers :)

Me too!

Jack Bauer will have something to say to his nextdoor neighbours!! Excellent, well done.

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