FRANKIE BOYLE
Hey father f**kers! Heard about that f**king mad bastard uncle who killed his 2 c**ting nephews I bet he bummed them first. How's that for you father f**king, cousin fellating squares!
PULL BACK TO REVEAL FRANKIE IS TALKING TO A BEMUSED GROUP OF JAPANESE TOURISTS IN THE TOWER OF LONDON
A BEEFEATER GIVES HIM A CLIP AROUND THE EAR.
BEEFEATER
Right clear off, that joke is at least 4 centuries out of date you motherf**ker!
BEEFEATER PROCCEDES TO CHASE FRANKIE OFF POKING HIM UP THE BUM WITH A PIKE
FRANKIE
Ooyah! Help ma grand dad fellating Bob!
JAPANESE TOURIST
I never know Prince philip a father f**king ginger!
