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Vince Cable shoots his cock off

What do people think of the Lib Dem's self-styled kingpin making a massive public arsehole of himself following some seedy broadsheet entrapment?

Personally I hate him more than Clegg and the wankers at the Telegraph because at least they don't pretend to be anything other than c**ts. A shambolic, self-regarding MP who kept his job in the cabinet because the third-placed party that he belongs to has too few MPs of quality to replace him with.

Sad really

I hope the Libdems don't think that saying the conservatives smell behind their backs is a substitute for murdering them,

LibDem is privately not all that keen on the Tories. Scoop of the year.

Personally, I'm waiting for the Telegraph to reveal that, privately, Simon Hughes MP (Deputy Leader of the LibDems) is not as keen on cock as he has previously led the public to believe. I'm sorry, but he just doesn't look as though he could enthusiastically wrangle one.

Made me laugh. He was brandishing big so the two 'constituents' would go down on him then and there. He did everything but slap his cock on the desk.

I am a bit sorry for him. He's a decent bloke and was bigging up his mission to take on Murdoch, who is a far bigger arse blister.

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