Just a warning to all you up and coming comics out there. You don't want to be tarred with this brush.
I attended the last night arranged by these "comedians" at the Victoria Gardens in Sunderland. It was advertised as an open mike, but it appeared that all the acts had been booked in advance. Just another thing that the promotor Craig Chapman doesn't know about comedy. Some jokes of his own for instance.
The night was a complete disaster. Craig Chapman blamed this on the weather would you believe.
There was no admission charge, but I still feel I was ripped off. If I had paid for this trash I would have been demanding my money back. The first act was a young lad from newcastle, obviously inexperienced but did show some promise even if he had seen too much Michael Macintyrre. It just showed up the inexperience of the promotor that he would allow this chap to go on first. It was all downhill after that. Badly prepared, unrehearsed and just plainly unfunny.
But let's discuss the compere.Craig Chapman Not funny, stolen jokes about smelly Pakis and starving baby niggers. Is this really what comedy has become? Have we returned full circle and gone back to 1973 Life on Mars style?
The January gig has been cancelled. I suspect the venue has pulled the gig because of the racist, bigotted tripe this facist idiot Craig Chapman is spouting as part of his act.
My suggestion is you give these promotors a wide berth as there are some anti racist organisations taking some interest and there may well be disruption at future events they put on.
Racist comedy? The Sordid Squirrel Sunderland
Strangely enough I was on the bill for this on the 3rd of Jan that has been pulled.
I'm not going to comment on the content of the night, but I would like to discuss the term 'open mic'. Open mic refers to any night (comedy or otherwise) where you can get stage time regardless of experience. 95% of open mic gigs accross the country have a pre-booking system. This is to make sure there is always a full bill. Especially because lots of open spots travel from out of town. They wouldn't travel if they din't have a guaranteed space.
Open mics ae like buying cheap tins with the lables removed
Sometimes you get lobster bisque sometimes you get Chappy
it's the mystery that's the fun
Quote: sootyj @ December 23 2010, 10:05 PM GMTOpen mics ae like buying cheap tins with the lables removed
Sometimes you get lobster bisque sometimes you get Nat Wicks
it's the mystery that's the fun
Who was the promoter again?
Heeeyyyyyy
Nat doesn't come in tins!
(she has a rather nice bespoke box from Habitat)
You're all whores and I hate you. I'm going to tell racist jokes about you.
Antisemitic thank you very much!
Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 23 2010, 10:14 PM GMTYou're all whores and I hate you. I'm going to tell racist jokes about you.
You don't know what race I am, so fire away Nat Manning
Whatever, Jew-face.
BLAM.
Quote: Will Cam @ December 23 2010, 10:16 PM GMTYou don't know what race I am, so fire away Nat Manning
Your race is: tool.
BLAM.
I do indeed have a big Jew face it's rather magnificently large and well featured.
Jealous aintcha. Small face.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 23 2010, 10:16 PM GMT
Your race is: tool.
BLAM.
Well my real name is Stanley Draper **she won't get it, she's a girl**
Quote: sootyj @ December 23 2010, 10:18 PM GMTSmall face.
You've met me, my face is gargantuan!
It's the kinda face that could kipper a herring if you winced at it