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Laughing out loud Gav!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 10 2008, 1:16 PM BST

Laughing out loud Gav!

:P

Chip was lying behind me on my chair, then suddenly jumped. He looked around down towards the floor in front of me, not moving, and examined the area. Then, slowly, he jumped down from the back of the chair and crept very, very slowly and nervously, forwards...

I have no idea what he saw, but he's bloody spooked now.

GHOSTS!!!!

Poor Chip! :( Give him a hug or something! Stat!

Quote: Aaron @ August 10 2008, 4:14 PM BST

Chip was lying behind me on my chair, then suddenly jumped. He looked around down towards the floor in front of me, not moving, and examined the area. Then, slowly, he jumped down from the back of the chair and crept very, very slowly and nervously, forwards...

I have no idea what he saw, but he's bloody spooked now.

My cat was doing that all the time. It's cat martial arts.

(Or very high/very low frequency sound.)

Yes! My cat does martial arts - leaps in the air on two feet and everything.

Quote: zooo @ August 10 2008, 4:14 PM BST

GHOSTS!!!!

I dunnnooooo! Quite possibly! I seriously thought that a mouse was suddenly going to come running out of my subwoofer. He is properly freaked out.

Aw Chip! Give him milk. Milk solves everything.

Hmm. This may be a good idea...

But not too much! It'll make his tummy all horrible. :(

I was just watching songs of praise and was a little turned on by the attractive woman singing in praise of god - is this blasphemous?

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 10 2008, 5:31 PM BST

I was just watching songs of praise and was a little turned on by the attractive woman singing in praise of god - is this blasphemous?

as long as you didnt crack one off I think your safe.

Is that how it's written in the Bible then, Gav?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 10 2008, 5:40 PM BST

Is that how it's written in the Bible then, Gav?

Ye ye, chapter 23.

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