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He's going to be such a gurner when he's older.

He's going to be lovely.

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Student Finance Direct are knobbers.

On my contact details on their website I have my university address (on campus for my first year, which I left a month and a half ago when term ended) and my permanent home address, which is in a box titled PERMANENT HOME ADDRESS in big letters.

So which address do they choose to send an important declaration form for me to fill in to get my student loan for next year, at the beginning of july when most, if not all, universities have finished for the summer? My campus address, helpfully.

And then they send another reminder to that address over a week ago. Not even bothering to email me, or send a letter to my PERMANENT HOME ADDRESS saying that if I don't reply to the form soon I won't get my loan.

Knobbers. Argh.

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What absolute tossers!!!!!

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 11:52 PM BST
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CLEANSING.

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 11:52 PM BST
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Just to cleanse my eyes after the scary pictures thread.

Ahhhhhhh Lovey

That's much better.

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 11:20 PM BST

There is a thunder-fly on the inside of my laptop screen.

a) What the heck-a-roonie is a thunder-fly?

b) How did it get inside your screen? :S Or have I misunderstood?

Quote: NickTheDon @ August 3 2008, 11:57 PM BST

Student Finance Direct are knobbers.

On my contact details on their website I have my university address (on campus for my first year, which I left a month and a half ago when term ended) and my permanent home address, which is in a box titled PERMANENT HOME ADDRESS in big letters.

So which address do they choose to send an important declaration form for me to fill in to get my student loan for next year, at the beginning of july when most, if not all, universities have finished for the summer? My campus address, helpfully.

And then they send another reminder to that address over a week ago. Not even bothering to email me, or send a letter to my PERMANENT HOME ADDRESS saying that if I don't reply to the form soon I won't get my loan.

Knobbers. Argh.

Aw. Didn't you know how f**ktarded they are? Aw. Oh well. At least you know for next year.

You know, one of those tiny tiny black insects that's just a millimetre long line. They crawl all over you in the garden when it's hot.

I don't know how it got in. Maybe it wanted to get closer to Tennant.

Quote: zooo @ August 4 2008, 12:04 AM BST

You know, one of those tiny tiny black insects that's just a millimetre long line. They crawl all over you in the garden when it's hot.

And when they cut the fields there's a massive black cloud, like the Vashta Nerada.

Ooooooh! Vashta Nerada.

*whispers it to self*

Quote: ian_w @ August 4 2008, 12:05 AM BST

And when they cut the fields there's a massive black cloud, like the Vashta Nerada.

And then in a fax they change the meaning of a message totally causing someone to commit suicide.

Quote: zooo @ August 4 2008, 12:04 AM BST

You know, one of those tiny tiny black insects that's just a millimetre long line. They crawl all over you in the garden when it's hot.

Not familiar with them. Certainly not familiar with insects crawline all over me outside.

(No puns or innuendo intended.)

Quote: zooo @ August 4 2008, 12:04 AM BST

I don't know how it got in. Maybe it wanted to get closer to Tennant.

Laughing out loud

It's still there.

The cheeky bastard!

It's in ur screen, leechin ur InterWebz.

Quote: Aaron @ August 4 2008, 12:55 PM BST

The cheeky bastard!

It's in ur screen, leechin ur InterWebz.

Laughing out loud!

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