Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 29 2008, 2:02 PM BSTI guess it would've been even funnier if the other friend had typed back 'I never realised you felt the same way...'
That's a bus ticket to awkwardness.
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Quote: Finck @ July 29 2008, 2:01 PM BSTOooh! Tell us all about weird salmon!
(Btw: It's standard operating procedure to hit him over the head with a wooden spoon in that situation. Textbook.)
Well, an oyster company left a huge box on our doorstep, and my dad phoned them up because we'd not ordered it. They said it was a mistake, but that it wasn't any kind of fraud on my dad's card that had caused it - and so to keep the package. We opened it and it's full of packs of posh smoked salmon! For free!
Quote: Finck @ July 29 2008, 2:04 PM BSTThat's a bus ticket to awkwardness.
Again, not digging a hole.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 29 2008, 2:05 PM BSTWe opened it and it's full of packs of posh smoked salmon! For free!
It's a trap!!
It wasn't! 
We phoned up and it's all fine. Came overnight from Scotland.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 29 2008, 2:06 PM BSTCame overnight from Scotland.
See! That screams trap!
How!?
There was also a fox curled up asleep in the back garden this morning!
They don't even have salmon in Scotland!
They've no bears to catch it for the supermarkets.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 29 2008, 2:09 PM BSTThere was also a fox curled up asleep in the back garden this morning!
Aww!
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 29 2008, 2:01 PM BSTIt's a classic internet gag - I typed love notes in MSN from a friend's computer to another friend, both of who were men. Unfortunately the other friend had his boss standing behind him at the time while the 'I've always felt there was something deeply sexual between us' IM notes popped up.
No, Andy was just bugging him about his music taste.
Quote: zooo @ July 29 2008, 2:10 PM BSTThey don't even have salmon in Scotland!
They've no bears to catch it for the supermarkets.
Aww!
And I know! It was there for hours, just sleeping!
Have you had some of the poisoned salmon yet? Scatters?
Scatters?
Are you there?
Nooooo....
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 29 2008, 2:16 PM BSTHave you had some of the poisoned salmon yet? Scatters?
Scatters?
Are you there?
Nooooo....
She just wouldn't listen...
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 29 2008, 2:11 PM BST
Perfectly legitimate use of MSN, unless Andy has shit music taste...
Does it irritate anyone else when sad people who have nothing better to do pretend to be celebraties on social networking sites?
Quote: Charly @ July 29 2008, 5:03 PM BSTDoes it irritate anyone else when sad people who have nothing better to do pretend to be celebraties on social networking sites?
Charly's back! Yay!
I think that the people who do create celebrity pages tend to be worshipping their idols. I assume they're all quite strange.
Quote: PhQnix @ July 29 2008, 5:06 PM BSTCharly's back! Yay!
Did ya miss me?
I've just been a bit too busy for BSG lately
Quote: PhQnix @ July 29 2008, 5:06 PM BSTI think that the people who do create celebrity pages tend to be worshipping their idols. I assume they're all quite strange.
Yes. Try typing in a famous persons' name and loads of people will come up pretending to be them. (Assuming you don't type in Osama Bin Laden)
Quote: zooo @ July 29 2008, 1:40 PM BSTIn my 'friends' categories, Richard Herring just comes top in everything.
Everyone wants to marry him and smell him, apparently.
Is that still in the compare, or summats else?
I made some votes for you btw. One was who is more attractive - can't remember what the other one was. Probably who likes gay sex and Dr Who more or something.
Anyway, see if you can find out who I compared you against. I just don't get it, it says 'veiw win loss resluts' but doesn't tell you anything. So what's the fecking point in giving you a view win/loss results?