PONG!
Ha, right back atcha.
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Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 19 2008, 1:32 AM BSTAaron. I hope your teeth are sparkly white.
Well, more kind of pearly... 
Aaah, Aaron put me off. "Referee!"
1-1. My serve.
Ping!
Pong!
LOOK! BOOBS! *points*
Aaargh! 1-2.
We'd best make it up to five. I've got a bit of RSI.
Your serve.
PING!
You sod. I wasn't ready.
1-3.
Ping!
*dives over sofa in slow motion*
Ponnnng!
You've played this before, haven't you? All that 'Oh, how does that work?' You make me sick, Putters.
1-4. Your bastard serve.
Calm down, beginners luck I swear. 
Match point. *winds up for a biggy*
PING!
PONG!
Bastard. That was fast. 2-4 Your serve.
Ping!
Pong! *the crowd stirs*