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My housemate has just come home really drunk and is talking to the fridge in the kitchen! *snigger snigger*

I have to go soon guys - it's my little baby brother's birthday today and I'm off to see him to go to Alton Towers tomorrow! :)

It's all gone quiet. It's almost like it's Friday night and everyone's either out or watching comedy on the telly.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 18 2008, 9:42 PM BST

It's all gone quiet. It's almost like it's Friday night and everyone's either out or watching comedy on the telly.

I'm here drinkin til I dont feel feeling Laughing out loud

Crack open a tinnie for me, will ya, cobber.

I'm here, too. But I'm a quiet person by nature.
What a dilemma.

Let's see.

A drunk, a bored and a quiet person walk into a bar...

I made a nice dinner tonight.

It was cod loin with a crust of breadcrumbs, lemon zest, chives and parsley with some mustard. It was quite literally brilliant. Oh and I had it on some Tesco salad.

My dinner tonight:

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with a nice:

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I had Crunchy Nut Cornflakes - I would make such a poor housewife...

Curry (homemade) 'n' chips (McCain Crinkle Cuts :) )

Quote: JuliaC @ July 18 2008, 9:58 PM BST

I had Crunchy Nut Cornflakes - I would make such a poor housewife...

Do you eat backwards. Like a roast for breakfast? (ooer)

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 18 2008, 9:58 PM BST

McCain Crinkle Cuts

That's disgusting on so many levels. *Shudder*

To be fair, it's one level less disgusting if one doesn't read "nuts" instead of "cuts"...

Quote: Finck @ July 18 2008, 9:59 PM BST

That's disgusting on so many levels. *Shudder*

haha yeah, so lazy. Haven't had crinkle cut chips since the late 70's/early 80's though. Nostalgic chips. Mmmm

Quote: Finck @ July 18 2008, 9:55 PM BST

My dinner tonight:

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with a nice:

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Ah, Dr Oetker! I remember the irritating jingle from those adverts from years ago. Man nehme Dr Oetker (please excuse the rubbish attempt at German).

In the old days of analogue satellite television, before I was married, I was a regular viewer of RTL, Sat1 and, my personal favourite, Vox. I didn't have a clue what they were saying but it all looked very interesting, particularly Wahre Liebe and Liebe Sunde.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 18 2008, 9:58 PM BST

Do you eat backwards. Like a roast for breakfast? (ooer)

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ July 18 2008, 8:28 PM BST

Ruby!

It's a shame you crumpled so quickly. I can sort of imagine a face-off between you and Rubes like the one in Get Carter...

"You're a good cook, but your brownies are out of shape. I do this for a living."

Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 18 2008, 10:01 PM BST

Man nehme Dr Oetker (please excuse the rubbish attempt at German). (...)

Wahre Liebe and Liebe Sünde.

That's the best attempt at German I've read on here so far. Congrats for having been tainted by German television in such a questionable, yet finally useful, manner. (You surely wouldn't have thought you could ever bring that knowledge up).

I liked the presenter of Wahre Liebe.

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