Everyone's disappeared! Have the French eaten you all?
General, General Thread Page 785
Nothing much is happening tonight. Err. I'll try and kick things off. *scratches head*
I'm ugly. zooo's pretty. Ian's adorable to the ladies. PhQnix wants to ravage Robyn. PhQnix denies it. Robyn's obliviously innocent. David's making bad puns.
Let's go from there...
I'm busy removing the spring from spring rolls.
Oh yeah, and Finck is, as ever, proving that she is far more accomplished with English than most English people.
I hate onion. Removing the spring sounds like a good idea.
Now, all spring has been removed. I'm ready for a resuscitated general, general thread.
Well, until I have to go to bed in about an hour. I demand an extra hour!
My house has other people in it again!
It's a mixed blessing, as ever.
Other peopelepl?!!! WHAT is this concept? Why? WHo? What? DON'T LEAVE US! 
Ha!
Actually, there was someone else at my house for most of today. I just stayed in my room as normal.
Was it a plumber?
Nah, it was my brother's girlfriend.
Can't she do plumbing?
What kind of a woman is she?
She's a 17-year-old Portugese girl.
Not the stereotypical plumber.
Well I think she's Portugese. One of those foreigns anyway.
Argentinian? 
Haha, no, Spanish or Portugese. One of them down there. Not over there. And she was actually born there.
I think.
Oh I have no idea. All I know is that she's foreign, bronzed, and skinny. Bleh.
From what (admittedly little) I know about Argentinians though, they're HOT. 