Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 13 2008, 6:32 PM BSTHaha! I don't drink.
For your friends?... so selfish 
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They can get drunk enough with what they'll bring!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 13 2008, 6:34 PM BSTThey can get drunk enough with what they'll bring!
got even tempted by a timple??
Cigarettes?
It's not rock and roll if you don't indulge in some sort of vice.
I can just pretend to, rather than actually doing so?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 13 2008, 6:36 PM BST
Sure why not. Everyone will be to pissed or stoned to care lol!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 13 2008, 6:36 PM BST
Hmmm. Pretend to be stoned or drunk? Sure.
I'd advise against you pretending to have sex though, all sorts of complications from that one.
Quote: PhQnix @ July 13 2008, 6:37 PM BSTI'd advise against you pretending to have sex though, all sorts of complications from that one.
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DO go on.
Quote: Gavin @ July 13 2008, 6:39 PM BST...
DO go on.
Let's just say that if you're going to pretend don't pretend in a barn. With animals.
People will quickly suss that you went into the barn alone.
Quote: PhQnix @ July 13 2008, 6:40 PM BSTLet's just say that if you're going to pretend don't pretend in a barn. With animals.
People will quickly suss that you went into the barn alone.
And the pig is pregnant.
That pig was pregnant before I went in there. It's a coincidence that the piglet has blonde hair. A coincidence!
Quote: PhQnix @ July 13 2008, 6:37 PM BSTHmmm. Pretend to be stoned or drunk? Sure.
I'd advise against you pretending to have sex though, all sorts of complications from that one.
I was going to type something then, but decided against it.
Quote: PhQnix @ July 13 2008, 6:42 PM BSTThat pig was pregnant before I went in there. It's a coincidence that the piglet has blonde hair. A coincidence!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 13 2008, 6:43 PM BST
That's just annoying Robyn! You have to tell us what you would've typed now.
Quote: PhQnix @ July 13 2008, 6:47 PM BSTThat's just annoying Robyn! You have to tell us what you would've typed now.
Agreed.