They don't make the nipple tassels big enough. 
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Quote: EllieJP @ July 10 2008, 4:21 PM BSTI don't want to dance.
Well okay then...
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Quote: EllieJP @ July 10 2008, 4:22 PM BSTThey don't make the nipple tassels big enough.
What are your dimensions, Ellie? I'm intrigued.
Quote: chipolata @ July 10 2008, 4:28 PM BSTWhat are your dimensions, Ellie? I'm intrigued.
Three, plus time - the fourth dimension.
By the way, loving Ellie's Mexican wave dance.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 10 2008, 4:29 PM BSTThree, plus time - the fourth dimension.
By the way, loving Ellie's Mexican wave dance.
What's the fifth dimension? And how high do they go?
Quote: chipolata @ July 10 2008, 4:28 PM BSTWhat are your dimensions, Ellie? I'm intrigued.
Her tits are HUGE. I'm guessing 36FF...
Quote: Aaron @ July 10 2008, 4:33 PM BSTHer tits are HUGE. I'm guessing 36FF...
I'm surprised. From her face I'd always guessed she had nice little ones, like a couple of granny smiths.
A couple of granny smiths - on anabolic steroids.
Quote: Aaron @ July 10 2008, 4:33 PM BSTHer tits are HUGE. I'm guessing 36FF...
Hahaha! Not THAT big! 
Quote: chipolata @ July 10 2008, 4:28 PM BSTWhat are your dimensions, Ellie? I'm intrigued.
Ummm... I'm not actually sure apart from my bra size. Ummm.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 10 2008, 4:59 PM BSTHahaha! Not THAT big!
36E.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 10 2008, 4:59 PM BSTUmmm... I'm not actually sure apart from my bra size. Ummm.
Dinner plate.
Tut tut. Sooo ungentlemanly. 
Almost as bad as asking a woman's age!
We all know you're now 22, don't worry.
(Was better before the edit.)
Quote: zooo @ July 10 2008, 6:12 PM BSTTut tut. Sooo ungentlemanly.
Don't see why though. I'd happily go and measure mine if anyone really wanted to know. I mean nipples, btw 
Because ladies are more private and reserved about such things!
Supposedly.
Better tell every town centre that.
God I hate the young.
ian! How big is your penis?!
Come on! Exact measurements!
See, sooo not polite.
(Don't actually tell us.)
(Well, you can PM me if you MUST.)