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They met because of the tattoo!

Did it go septic? And she was the hospital nurse?

She wasn't a nurse then. What actually happened is my dad's friend was friends with my mum's friend, and the latte rtold my mum about the tattoo - so my mum went over to him in a pub and asked to see his arse. :|

Quote: Aaron @ June 30 2008, 6:24 PM BST

What stopped working exactly? It just suddenly doing nothing at all? Buttons working but pointer not moving? Something else?

I left the computer for 2 minutes, went back and the pointer just suddenly wouldn't move anywhere.

I even unplugged it and plugged it in again.

AND blew on the hole in the back.

What more can any person do? :)

Ooh, I just heard the dulcet tones of Tennant on an advert! Lovey

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 30 2008, 6:28 PM BST

She wasn't a nurse then. What actually happened is my dad's friend was friends with my mum's friend, and the latte rtold my mum about the tattoo - so my mum went over to him in a pub and asked to see his arse. :|

Scat's mum is a slag!

;)

(Please don't beat me up. I did a wink!)

Quote: zooo @ June 30 2008, 6:30 PM BST

Ooh, I just heard the dulcet tones of Tennant on an advert! Lovey

So did I! Lovey

Learndirect?

Hee!

Quote: zooo @ June 30 2008, 6:30 PM BST

Scat's mum is a slag!

;)

(Please don't beat me up. I did a wink!)

Haha! Well she kind of is. She got eyed up in Selfridges once, and my dad went and nearly hit the guy.

Quote: zooo @ June 30 2008, 6:31 PM BST

Learndirect?

Hee!

Yes! :D

Quote: zooo @ June 30 2008, 6:30 PM BST

I left the computer for 2 minutes, went back and the pointer just suddenly wouldn't move anywhere.

I even unplugged it and plugged it in again.

AND blew on the hole in the back.

What more can any person do? :)

Hmmm. Did you try restarting?

Quote: zooo @ June 30 2008, 6:30 PM BST

Scat's mum is a slag!

Lol! I was going to go more along the lines of "Classy!", but that works too!

Ah, I suddenly want to call learndirect and start a course...

Quote: zooo @ June 30 2008, 6:32 PM BST

Ah, I suddenly want to call learndirect and start a course...

Yeah I can quit school in peace now. :P

Quote: zooo @ June 30 2008, 6:31 PM BST

Learndirect?

Hee!

Is it worrying that when I first heard that advert, you immediately sprang to mind.

WOOOAH! THE FONZ ON BBC LONDON NEWS! :O

Quote: Aaron @ June 30 2008, 6:32 PM BST

Hmmm. Did you try restarting?

Yeah, three times!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 30 2008, 6:31 PM BST

Haha! Well she kind of is. She got eyed up in Selfridges once, and my dad went and nearly hit the guy.

POOOOOOOOOOOOLICE BRUTALITY!

Quote: Aaron @ June 30 2008, 6:33 PM BST

Is it worrying that when I first heard that advert, you immediately sprang to mind.

No, that is quite right!

WOOOAH! THE FONZ ON BBC LONDON NEWS! :O

Oooh!
Is he in the sewer...

Quote: zooo @ June 30 2008, 6:33 PM BST

Yeah, three times!

How very peculiar. Is it one of them laser ones, or does it have a ball?

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