Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 16 2008, 7:37 PM BSTSaid with a thumbs up and cheesey smile?
<- Like that?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 16 2008, 7:37 PM BSTI know.
Curse this uncommunicative medium!
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Quote: PhQnix @ June 16 2008, 7:39 PM BST
Curse this uncommunicative medium!
Yep! Exactly!
"uncommunicative medium"? I'm confused! Is there a ghost?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 16 2008, 7:41 PM BST"uncommunicative medium"? I'm confused! Is there a ghost?
I meant the internet. I prefer the idea of a ghost.
Me too. What's the ghost called? Good ghost or bad ghost?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 16 2008, 7:43 PM BSTMe too. What's the ghost called? Good ghost or bad ghost?
My sister used to believe in the chocolate biscuit ghost. He came and ate our choccie biccies whilst we slept.
Ghost of Christmas Present please.
Quote: PhQnix @ June 16 2008, 7:44 PM BSTMy sister used to believe in the chocolate biscuit ghost. He came and ate our choccie biccies whilst we slept.
That should be as common-place as the Tooth fairy! I bet she loves you telling that story!
My dad came out the other day, waving a deocrated wooden spoon, saying " We found more for the Wedding Box!" Help! 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 16 2008, 7:46 PM BST
My dad came out the other day, waving a deocrated wooden spoon, saying " We found more for the Wedding Box!" Help!
Help? "Don't worry you'll be a spinster?" Did that help?
Not really, no! 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 16 2008, 7:49 PM BSTNot really, no!
"Don't worry someone will marry you?" Did that help?
I think I need someone to help me with this... 
I don't think that there's anything I can do! Unless the box is found and burnt. I'll need a highly-skilled team to cover all possibilities and eventualities. Including angry parents.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 16 2008, 7:49 PM BSTNot really, no!
Pick up the brown paper bag and breathe deeply. That's it. Now hit Phoenix. Feel better?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 16 2008, 7:51 PM BST
Don't invite them to the wedding. I threatened to do that to my Dad yesterday.
Quote: roscoff @ June 16 2008, 7:52 PM BSTPick up the brown paper bag and breathe deeply. That's it. Now hit Phoenix. Feel better?
No, I feel worse actually.
Quote: roscoff @ June 16 2008, 7:52 PM BSTPick up the brown paper bag and breathe deeply. That's it. Now hit Phoenix. Feel better?
I don't do hitting. 
Quote: PhQnix @ June 16 2008, 7:53 PM BSTDon't invite them to the wedding. I threatened to do that to my Dad yesterday.
No, I feel worse actually.
He has to pay for mine, traditionally!
And you actually thought I'd hit you?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 16 2008, 7:54 PM BSTHe has to pay for mine, traditionally!
Hmmm. Marry a rich boy?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 16 2008, 7:54 PM BSTAnd you actually thought I'd hit you?
Thank you Roscoff. Thank you for making this so much harder