Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 12 2008, 5:13 PM BSTI say it was a sham. Stopping the proceedings just because you weren't first! Tut.
Better than carrying through with a marriage founded upon lies and deceit. 
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I could write a novel about this...Substitute names needed, though-how does Smelliot sound?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 12 2008, 5:15 PM BSTI could write a novel about this...Substitute names needed, though-how does Smelliot sound?
You hear that? That's the sound of me hunting you down 'Robin-Red-Breasts.'
I had better fly away! Anyway, I said I thought Smelliot was quite a sweet nickname-even if it wasn't intended to be-so there! *sticks tongue out*
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 12 2008, 5:18 PM BST
I don't think I can quite argue the same thing with the Red Breast nickname, can I?
How about "Little Robin Red Breast?" That sounds sweet rather than malicious.
Sorry, let's just get this straight. Have I just been dumped?
Quote: PhQnix @ June 12 2008, 5:23 PM BSTI don't think I can quite argue the same thing with the Red Breast nickname, can I?
How about "Little Robin Red Breast?" That sounds sweet rather than malicious.
I'm willing to let it slide, for now.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ June 12 2008, 5:24 PM BSTSorry, let's just get this straight. Have I just been dumped?
Yes, sorry. There are several reasons. Firstly, this wouldn't have been the first BSG marriage. Secondly, I can't legally marry you as I'm underage.
We can engage in casual sex though. It's probably best if we don't.
Quote: PhQnix @ June 12 2008, 5:25 PM BSTWe can engage in casual sex though.
Nerdiest was of saying that ever? 
Quote: PhQnix @ June 12 2008, 5:25 PM BSTYes, sorry. There are several reasons. Firstly, this wouldn't have been the first BSG marriage. Secondly, I can't legally marry you as I'm underage.
We can engage in casual sex though. It's probably best if we don't.
Yes, you're probably right. Mrs Bandage was also a consideration, but you know, no obstacle is insurmountable. Can we still be friends?
All going into the novel...I'll be the next JK Rowling. Kind of.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 12 2008, 5:27 PM BSTNerdiest was of saying that ever?
"We could engage in casual sexual-intercourse though?"
I thought it was less forward and titillating than saying "You could ride me roughshod deep into the night in a wild and passionate session of love-making."
Everyone who has read this thread will now be logged as viewing those words as well as "underage." Somewhere in the Met HQ there is a big buzzer going off pointing the police towards the BSG.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ June 12 2008, 5:29 PM BSTYes, you're probably right. Mrs Bandage was also a consideration, but you know, no obstacle is insurmountable. Can we still be friends?
Sure. Legally this all would've been very difficult.
Quote: PhQnix @ June 12 2008, 5:31 PM BST"We could engage in casual sexual-intercourse though?"
I thought it was less forward and titillating than saying "You could ride me roughshod deep into the night in a wild and passionate session of love-making."
Everyone who has read this thread will now be logged as viewing those words as well as "underage." Somewhere in the Met HQ there is a big buzzer going off pointing the police towards the BSG.
I did the shocked laughing thing, just as my dad came in. You surprised me there, Elliot!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 12 2008, 5:32 PM BST
Next time it'll be much worse 
I feel all sleazy and depraved now.
I was going to say to go wash your mouth out with soap, but seeing as you typed it-go wash your hands, young man!