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By 3:30 today I will have finished (failed, miserably failed) my last exam and will have finished my first year at uni. My liver has a feeling of impending doom for the next few days.

Quote: NickTheDon @ June 12 2008, 11:22 AM BST

By 3:30 today I will have finished (failed, miserably failed) my last exam and will have finished my first year at uni. My liver has a feeling of impending doom for the next few days.

Shouldn't you be revising? I'm paying taxes so you can go to university. Pull your finger out, Nick the so-called Don.

Quote: NickTheDon @ June 12 2008, 11:22 AM BST

By 3:30 today I will have finished (failed, miserably failed) my last exam and will have finished my first year at uni. My liver has a feeling of impending doom for the next few days.

Yeaaahhh! *hi5*

Good luck!

I finished my last year a week ago, I don't think I'll be able to face a snakebite again (I thought they weren't allowed to sell them anymore?).

Quote: NickTheDon @ June 12 2008, 11:22 AM BST

By 3:30 today I will have finished (failed, miserably failed) my last exam and will have finished my first year at uni. My liver has a feeling of impending doom for the next few days.

Yes, that's right, waste what little you have of your student loan on making yourself feel like shit for a week. :)

Quote: Graham Bandage @ June 12 2008, 11:27 AM BST

Shouldn't you be revising? I'm paying taxes so you can go to university.

No you don't. Labour made sure of that.

Quote: Aaron @ June 12 2008, 11:34 AM BST

No you don't. Labour made sure of that.

I don't pay him a grant, but I pay for his institution of higher education.

Quote: Rachel @ June 12 2008, 11:28 AM BST

Yeaaahhh! *hi5*

Good luck!

I finished my last year a week ago, I don't think I'll be able to face a snakebite again (I thought they weren't allowed to sell them anymore?).

Thank you! And well done! What uni did you go to? I can't believe how quickly the first year has gone, it scares me a bit!

And yeah I know a lot of places that won't sell snakebites, but I've heard there are a few that still do. I've never tried a proper snakebite yet!

A proper snakebite has got curacao in.

A dangerous drink.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ June 12 2008, 11:27 AM BST

Shouldn't you be revising? I'm paying taxes so you can go to university. Pull your finger out, Nick the so-called Don.

Laughing out loud I've done a lot of revision already, any more and it might push some other stuff that's important out of my brain (or that's my excuse anyway).

Good luck anyway, you dipsomaniacal waster.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ June 12 2008, 11:39 AM BST

I don't pay him a grant, but I pay for his institution of higher education.

Universities get such a pitiful amount of cash that any 'payment' you make towards them isn't worth thinking about.

Quote: Aaron @ June 12 2008, 11:56 AM BST

Universities get such a pitiful amount of cash that any 'payment' you make towards them isn't worth thinking about.

Is Tory Boy advocating Tax and Spend?

Not sure quite how educational investment has anything inherently to do with tax and spend?

Even if it does, I'm not necessarily advocating it - just mentioning.

Quote: Aaron @ June 12 2008, 11:56 AM BST

Universities get such a pitiful amount of cash that any 'payment' you make towards them isn't worth thinking about.

No more about universities! *runs screaming*

Quote: chipolata @ June 12 2008, 12:47 PM BST

Is Tory Boy advocating Tax and Spend?

Sounds like it to me.

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