I dunno! I was just bored, 'cos no one was around.
But now zooo's here! 
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So can we talk about willies then?
Fannies.
Noooooo!
Not the anti-willies!
What specifically would you like to talk about concerning willies?
Willies are good.
What end you coming from Aaron? (oo err)
Girth!
To be Apprentice-topical.
Girth's a good subject. But what's a good girth?
Shall I take a pic?
Ok.
OK, I took one. Yep, that's definitely girthy.
I'm scared.
I'm scarred.
Don't be scared of girth!
If he puts it in slowly, it won't hurt!
Oh gawd...
It's come to this.