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I just hope you've not got any diseases.

I am currently searching the InterWeb for somewhere I can get a good all-day breakfast from in London. Hmmm. So far, everything is either closed on Sundays or too far away.

I caught a spider in a little jar last night and accidentally chopped 2 of its legs off. I felt really shit, I hate it when that happens. I wonder if they feel pain? I hope not :(

I hate it when that happens :(

Quote: David Chapman @ June 8 2008, 12:42 AM BST

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Sorry - only 23%

I had some 14% beer once and it was quite undrinkable.

Thomas Hardy Ale is about 11.7% though and it's pretty nice. Takes ages to drink your way through the bottle.

Quote: Winterlight @ June 8 2008, 12:59 PM BST

I had some 14% beer once and it was quite undrinkable.

Thomas Hardy Ale is about 11.7% though and it's pretty nice. Takes ages to drink your way through the bottle.

Ever drunk Everclear? That stuff will f**k you up for life.

Quote: ian_w @ June 8 2008, 12:40 PM BST

I caught a spider in a little jar last night and accidentally chopped 2 of its legs off. I felt really shit, I hate it when that happens. I wonder if they feel pain? I hope not :(

I hate that happening! You're was only trying to help and then it all goes wrong!

I'm so burnt! :( Not nice and terrible burn marks. Luckily I will go brown, but for the minute... it looks terrible! :(

Brown = bad!

I go bright red before I go brown, too, so I know how you feel, Ellie! :( I also get red lines on my cheeks in the sun and freckles, so I look like a Pokemon person.

Well uhhh, tans are bad, I mean.

Quote: Aaron @ June 8 2008, 7:09 PM BST

Brown = bad!

I can't help my skin Aaron. I look nice and healthy with a tan. It's natural!

Scatters... pokemon Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ June 8 2008, 7:09 PM BST

Well uhhh, tans are bad, I mean.

Not as bad as Pokemon cheeks!

Quote: EllieJP @ June 8 2008, 7:10 PM BST

Scatters... pokemon Laughing out loud

Go, Scatters, go!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 8 2008, 7:11 PM BST

Go, Scatters, go!

Laughing out loud

I just go bright pink and my hair goes bright blonde so I look like a Battenburg Cake for the whole summer...

I maintain that Pokemon face is worse. It's not only me that thinks it's a perfect comparison, either!
You'd only look like Battenburg if you wore white too. :$

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