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Quote: zooo @ June 1 2008, 12:23 AM BST

I'm sure she'd be well flattered to be referred to as a piece of ass.

Well, I for one would love it.

Wow! Best scene of the movie was just on!

I dread to think.

Graham, you are one hot piece of ass.

Quote: Aaron @ June 1 2008, 12:22 AM BST

Elisha Cuthbert:

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Now we're on to a new page I feel we still need to be able to appreciate this bit of clu-I mean this beautiful woman.

When are you planning to break 10,000, Zooo?

Quote: zooo @ June 1 2008, 12:35 AM BST

I dread to think.

Graham, you are one hot piece of ass.

Now, hang on, I didn't ask to be called hot as well. Crumbs, I feel like I've won the pools.

Ooh, tomorrow I expect!

I am officially a Boyzone lover.

I didn't like them until tonight...and they put on such a good show I am STILL buzzing. Brilliant!! The 02 arena was incredible too.

What did ruin it though was the amount of stupid kids drinking on the tube celebrating the last day of legal drinking on the tubes. Idiots!

Yeah, why were they celebrating it?

Quote: EllieJP @ June 1 2008, 12:38 AM BST

I am officially a Boyzone lover.

I didn't like them until tonight...and they put on such a good show I am STILL buzzing. Brilliant!! The 02 arena was incredible too.

What did ruin it though was the amount of stupid kids drinking on the tube celebrating the last day of legal drinking on the tubes. Idiots!

Take That are better! ;)

NicktheDon, you are so right!! Take That ruuuuuule!

I'm glad you had fun though Ellie!

I just found something I wrote 7 years ago:

I warn you now my dear friends, DO NOT WRITE LETTERS IN BLACK INK. I never do it because I can just imagine a young fool opening his mail to find a letter wrote in BLACK INK! He'd almost definitely think I had something against him. After crying himself dry the inkaphobe would decide the only action was to hide. Collecting methylated spirit flavoured ice pop wrappers and old laminators he would build some sort of igloo down a backstreet off oxford street. Whilst enclosed ih his 'igloo' he would begin to go quite insane. Awaking one morning he would see his reflection off one of the laminators. He would convince himself that his reflection would blow his cover. To stop this he would fill his ears full of lighter fluid and insert a lighted fruitfly to 'burn' his reflection to death. After several years of hiding a gang of 10 year old skinheads with pet skinks would come down the street and kick the 'igloo' to pieces. They would then squirt the poor inkaphobe with ink from their 'inkpistols'. This would push the inkaphobe over the edge, resulting in suicide by jumping into a vat of acid where he would be melted to an inky glue. I would walk past and seeing the trouble my ink had caused would shake my head and scream "WHY DID I EVER USE BLACK INKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"

I really don't know what I was thinking back then.

Quote: zooo @ June 1 2008, 12:40 AM BST

NicktheDon, you are so right!! Take That ruuuuuule!

I'm glad you had fun though Ellie!

I get the piss taken out of me so much for liking Take That. I saw them at the o2 as well just before christmas, it was amazing!

Quote: Winterlight @ June 1 2008, 12:41 AM BST

I just found something I wrote 7 years ago:

I warn you now my dear friends, DO NOT WRITE LETTERS IN BLACK INK. I never do it because I can just imagine a young fool opening his mail to find a letter wrote in BLACK INK! He'd almost definitely think I had something against him. After crying himself dry the inkaphobe would decide the only action was to hide. Collecting methylated spirit flavoured ice pop wrappers and old laminators he would build some sort of igloo down a backstreet off oxford street. Whilst enclosed ih his 'igloo' he would begin to go quite insane. Awaking one morning he would see his reflection off one of the laminators. He would convince himself that his reflection would blow his cover. To stop this he would fill his ears full of lighter fluid and insert a lighted fruitfly to 'burn' his reflection to death. After several years of hiding a gang of 10 year old skinheads with pet skinks would come down the street and kick the 'igloo' to pieces. They would then squirt the poor inkaphobe with ink from their 'inkpistols'. This would push the inkaphobe over the edge, resulting in suicide by jumping into a vat of acid where he would be melted to an inky glue. I would walk past and seeing the trouble my ink had caused would shake my head and scream "WHY DID I EVER USE BLACK INKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"

I really don't know what I was thinking back then.

Or now. Goodness me.

I saw Take That last year, it was just the best concert ever!
And anyone that tells you I cried a bit at the end is lying...

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