Quote: Alan C @ May 26 2008, 11:28 AM BSTYou never take any notice of me when I ask!?
Thats because he thought youd kiss him aferwards.
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Quote: Aaron @ May 26 2008, 1:07 AM BSTHe asked to be banned (literally asked, not "he was asking for it!" asked), as he felt unable to abide by the site's rules, and openly refused a number of simple, perfectly reasonable requests which I made in accordance with both those rules and common courtesy.
And no, it wasn't something as simple as spelling.
I told you he wouldn't suck your nob didn't I.
Bets on Alan C reaching 1,000 posts today?
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 26 2008, 12:31 PM BSTBets on Alan C reaching 1,000 posts today?
1/10000
It's all gone quiet. Are we all having our lunch?
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 26 2008, 12:42 PM BSTIt's all gone quiet. Are we all having our lunch?
Just had to pick my sister up - but I would say betting on me to reach 1000 posts today should be stopped as it is probably a foregone conclusion. 
Blimey, Alan, when I logged off on Saturday night, we were on the same number of posts and I've been on here since March.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 26 2008, 12:46 PM BSTBlimey, Alan, when I logged off on Saturday night, we were on the same number of posts and I've been on here since March.
I know Graham but I am considerably sadder than yow 
So, manage to get the CSA off your trail, then?
They're not on my trail, I have no flippin kids
Quote: Alan C @ May 26 2008, 12:49 PM BSTThey're not on my trail, I have no flippin kids
It's all right, mate. Soul of discretion, me.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 26 2008, 12:50 PM BST
Yes your new avatar is pretty striking in a "soul of discretion" kinda way 
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 26 2008, 12:46 PM BSTBlimey, Alan, when I logged off on Saturday night, we were on the same number of posts and I've been on here since March.
Haha!
Alan is a machine!
A love machine. 