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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 24 2008, 2:17 PM BST

Or have a very unfortunate genetic beer-face problem?

Haha!

I might try to write that in this stupid biology exam. "Give an example of an inherited disease." Beer face.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 24 2008, 4:13 PM BST

I might try to write that in this stupid biology exam. "Give an example of an inherited disease." Beer face.

Stupidity is inherited isnt it?

So should I really be blaming the biology exam's parents for how stupid it is?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 24 2008, 4:24 PM BST

So should I really be blaming the biology exam's parents for how stupid it is?

Yeh, exactly. Just write on the exam. I had to figure it out buy your self as text book.

Job done.

Ah how I wish points were given for joke answers...I can see the mark schemes now.

I am going to go and have a Fab now.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 24 2008, 4:26 PM BST

Ah how I wish points were given for joke answers...I can see the mark schemes now.

I'd be President of brain town if they were.

Haha my friend is the master of joke answers and I knew he wouldn't resist putting one into his Philosophy and Ethics exam!

Quote: Gavin @ May 24 2008, 6:19 PM BST

I'd be President of brain town if they were.

Ah you are assuming the marks gained would somehow give you power and not just make you the court jester of Brain town instead? Pleased

Court jester=President when joke answers are applauded!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 24 2008, 6:20 PM BST

Haha my friend is the master of joke answers and I knew he wouldn't resist putting one into his Philosophy and Ethics exam!

I did a whole joke exam called woodwork lol

question number 1.

If you've been asked to create a childrens wooden toy how would you ensure it was safe and fun for the child to use?

Answer

With great difficulty.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 24 2008, 6:23 PM BST

Court jester=President when joke answers are applauded!

Ah so that's how George Bush did it - though most of his joke answers were unintentional :D

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 24 2008, 6:23 PM BST

Court jester=President when joke answers are applauded!

Robyn you are so in! You can be spin Doctor of brain town!

Ah well I've already been told I can be The Fixer in my friend Matt's government, so what do I get if I'm Spin Doctor of yours? :P

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