Quote: EllieJP @ May 23 2008, 1:25 PM BSTohhhh maybe we could kill you off.
That would rather ruin his plans for today? 
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Quote: Danny K @ May 23 2008, 12:59 PM BSTHey Ellie - could be worse. I used to frequent a forum and a poster there would often exchange comments with me. Some time later he admitted to suffering from Asperger's syndrome, but had undergone anger management training. He reassured everyone that he had it under control, but as everyone was 'opening up' on that particular occasion, he went on further to admit that he had spent most of his life locked away in prison for murdering his landlady.
At the same time as I was inwardly thinking: krrrissstttt! I was also wondering: Do you think he recognised some kind of kindred spirit?
Top that then.
Regards,
Danny-the-Dexter-K
That is pretty bad...
You wouldn't know if they were lying or not. I keep telling people I'm a 50 year old man called Alan...but no one will believe me! 
Quote: EllieJP @ May 23 2008, 1:25 PM BSTI'll do it Gav.... but I've already done it a couple of times before for you... I don't think we can kill off another member of your family. There's only you left... ohhhh maybe we could kill you off.
Deal Call the office
"Can I speak to Gavin please....sniff sniff..."
Then I'll go in boss' office
"I have to go home, Unfortunately I've died and I need to go home"
Quote: Alan C @ May 23 2008, 1:27 PM BSTThat would rather ruin his plans for today?
...but would satisfy some anger feelings of mine.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 23 2008, 1:28 PM BST...but would satisfy some anger feelings of mine.
Your just frustrated Darlin
Quote: EllieJP @ May 23 2008, 1:27 PM BSTThat is pretty bad...
You wouldn't know if they were lying or not. I keep telling people I'm a 50 year old man called Alan...but no one will believe me!
It's the hat that puts em off the scent 
Awww I knew you'd get it Alan.
I've got a ginuwine Scottish haggis for dinner over the weekend!
Break out the neeps!
Quote: Winterlight @ May 23 2008, 1:32 PM BSTI've got a ginuwine Scottish haggis for dinner over the weekend!
Break out the neeps!
don't forget the tatties
Quote: Winterlight @ May 23 2008, 1:32 PM BSTI've got a ginuwine Scottish haggis for dinner over the weekend!
Break out the neeps!
I have not got the guts to eat haggis. I will one day try it ('cause I like to try everything) but until that day I shall avoid it like the plague.
I love my tats.
Quote: Winterlight @ May 23 2008, 1:34 PM BSTI love my tats.
Ellie says very much the same - I am led to believe
oh sorry you said tats! 
No, everyone says they love my tats. I actually don't like them. I don't get the fascination!
Quote: EllieJP @ May 23 2008, 1:36 PM BSTNo, everyone says they love my tats. I actually don't like them. I don't get the fascination!
I'm not a breast man myself but I am very much in the minority.
I think the fascination comes from the fact that a large pair of breasts are more obvious. Men see them and instantly think of sex.