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Quote: Gavin @ May 23 2008, 12:00 AM BST

Was either that or

Hi Gavin, was just lookin' here and there before turning in, and happened to nosily check your profile and as luck would have it I see it says you're based in Haverfordwest, Pembrokeshire, (or are they still pissing about calling it Dyfed?) I used to work there for several years you know.

And sooooo, anyway, I was wondering like, do you know a girl there called Sue who lives in H/West? It's not that big a place. (You can't miss her she's dead beautiful), you probably do. So if you bump into her, can you ask her if she still thinks about me, now and then . . . or sometimes . . . or on odd occasions . . . If at all? No need to make a big thing out of it - but DO ask her.

And then tell her I asked: HOW ABOUT SOME FRIGGIN' BLOODY CLOSURE THEN!?!

And offer her my sincere and best wishes for the future by telling her I said: WELL I HOPE SHE'S BLOODY HAPPY!!!

And be careful not to make it sound that I'm enquiring, because between you and me Gavin, I-ain't-boverred! Make out it's you who's asking by just casually saying: 'Oh, I know a bloke on a forum who once worked in Haverfordwest, isn't that a dead interesting coincidence, let me see his name is . . .'

- No rush, in your own time, whenever you're ready. (But soon would be nice).

Oh dear god.... STTTAAAAAAAAALLLLKKKKKER!!

Quote: EllieJP @ May 23 2008, 9:50 AM BST

Oh dear god.... STTTAAAAAAAAALLLLKKKKKER!!

Bless him, if he's being serious then I have totally misjudged Danny but I sincerely doubt it Laughing out loud

Hehe Laughing out loud

O.k...

Quote: EllieJP @ May 23 2008, 9:50 AM BST

Oh dear god.... STTTAAAAAAAAALLLLKKKKKER!!

Hey Ellie - could be worse. I used to frequent a forum and a poster there would often exchange comments with me. Some time later he admitted to suffering from Asperger's syndrome, but had undergone anger management training. He reassured everyone that he had it under control, but as everyone was 'opening up' on that particular occasion, he went on further to admit that he had spent most of his life locked away in prison for murdering his landlady.

At the same time as I was inwardly thinking: krrrissstttt! I was also wondering: Do you think he recognised some kind of kindred spirit?

Top that then.

Regards,
Danny-the-Dexter-K

Quote: Danny K @ May 23 2008, 1:00 AM BST

Abridged Request

Ye go on then I'll help you out fella, where did you used to work?

Quote: Aaron @ May 23 2008, 12:27 AM BST

Sooooooo....

zooo, is that dirty challenge still open? If you're still around, of course.

I was gone. But I am back! And it so is.

Anyone fancy doing me a favor? phone my work pretending to be a relative with bad news so I can knock off early?

No, lying is wrong.
But I could kill your gran for you?

Quote: Gavin @ May 23 2008, 1:14 PM BST

Anyone fancy doing me a favor? phone my work pretending to be a relative with bad news so I can knock off early?

Is she nice - this early bird?

Quote: zooo @ May 23 2008, 1:15 PM BST

No, lying is wrong.
But I could kill your gran for you?

Already Dead, and I've used that excuse three times before.

Quote: Alan C @ May 23 2008, 1:17 PM BST

Is she nice - this early bird?

:D

Quote: Alan C @ May 23 2008, 1:17 PM BST

Is she nice - this early bird?

Whistling nnocently :D

Quote: Gavin @ May 23 2008, 1:18 PM BST

Already Dead, and I've used that excuse three times before.

I'll do it Gav.... but I've already done it a couple of times before for you... I don't think we can kill off another member of your family. There's only you left... ohhhh maybe we could kill you off.

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