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Quote: PhQnix @ May 19 2008, 6:11 PM BST

Baguettes? Felicete Du Jeu? Citroen?

Hmmm. Baguettes. *thinks* Well, they're alright I suppose. Plain. Not with any weird shit like nuts or whathaveyou. And white bread, of course. But still, it's just shaped bread. Not exactly a huge innovation...?

*Googles the woman*

Meh. Not enough to reprieve a whole nation culture.

Certainly not Citroen though. *shudder*

Quote: zooo @ May 19 2008, 6:11 PM BST

CROISSANTS!!!

They're alright, but any positives they hold are negated by how f**king annoyingly flaky they are!

Quote: Aaron @ May 19 2008, 6:18 PM BST

Meh. Not enough to reprieve a whole nation culture.

What about the French accent in general? Women with a French accent are sexy to the point of madness, surely?

Marie Curie?

Profiteroles?

Quote: PhQnix @ May 19 2008, 6:25 PM BST

Profiteroles?

That made me laugh for some reason. I'm not sure why.
I don't think I often see that word posed as a question.

I like French films. But that won't work on Aaron.

Quote: zooo @ May 19 2008, 6:27 PM BST

That made me laugh for some reason. I'm not sure why.
I don't think I often see that word posed as a question.

It's like the usage of the word "party" as a verb! >_<

Quote: zooo @ May 19 2008, 6:27 PM BST

I like French films. But that won't work on Aaron.

Correct. :)

Quote: Aaron @ May 19 2008, 6:30 PM BST

It's like the usage of the word "party" as a verb! >_<

I don't think it was that bad...

Anyway you're dodging the question. Profiteroles?

Quote: PhQnix @ May 19 2008, 6:25 PM BST

What about the French accent in general? Women with a French accent are sexy to the point of madness, surely?

To the deaf, yes.

Oh come on, everyone loves Amelie don't they?

Ah, I didn't like Amelie.

Quote: PhQnix @ May 19 2008, 6:31 PM BST

Anyway you're dodging the question. Profiteroles?

Yes please!

Quote: PhQnix @ May 19 2008, 6:31 PM BST

I don't think it was that bad...

Ok, no, maybe not. But still a bit odd!

Quote: PhQnix @ May 19 2008, 6:31 PM BST

Anyway you're dodging the question. Profiteroles?

I don't know if I've ever had one. Certainly not in memory. But I'm 99% certain that'd be negatory.

Quote: jacparov @ May 19 2008, 6:33 PM BST

Oh come on, everyone loves Amelie don't they?

That's the one with the evil looking woman, right?

She is not evil! she is lovely. You're all very strange. (Audrey Tautou).

Quote: EllieJP @ May 19 2008, 5:33 PM BST

That's all about the quality rather than the quantity!

How many have you got then Ellie?

Quote: PhQnix @ May 19 2008, 5:39 PM BST

Agreed!

I feel like a child.

I've got one here. How much will you pay for him?

Quote: David Chapman @ May 19 2008, 8:11 PM BST

I've got one here. How much will you pay for him?

That obviously depends on the quality. I'm not giving you a £200 and have you send me some weak little slip of a child. I've been on Ebay before, I know how these scams work!

Quote: PhQnix @ May 19 2008, 6:25 PM BST

What about the French accent in general? Women with a French accent are sexy to the point of madness, surely?

Mmmmm yes, Sophie Marceau, my dream girl

There is an apple tree and a pear tree in my back garden. :)

Quote: Alan Cornforth @ May 19 2008, 8:20 PM BST

Mmmmm yes, Sophie Marceau, my dream girl

I asked Google Images who she was, and it showed me everything.

She also has nipples the size of dinner plates.

Quote: Aaron @ May 19 2008, 8:22 PM BST

She also has nipples the size of dinner plates.

Like I said, she is my dream girl Cool

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