Quote: zooo @ 11th October 2014, 9:31 PM BSTI beg your pardon.
This was another bloke I knew with only two "o" - bit of a tart actually, but very accommodating.
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Quote: keewik @ 11th October 2014, 8:29 PM BSTBut not so poor you could afford trips to the zoo, you rich bastard, you!
He was going to clean out the elephants.
John Cleese just about brought out Taylor Swift's claws when he insulted the singer's cat on The Graham Norton Show.
"How did it have the accident?" Cleese asked, prompting a confused look from Swift.
He continued: "Is that a proper cat? Or is it damaged?"
Before Swift could rise to Olivia's defence, he finished with, "That's the weirdest cat I've ever seen in my life."
How awful! The poor girl having her cat insulted on national TV.
Answer truthfully Chums !
Green, then Lib Dem.
That quiz is total excrement. It told me I agree with Conservatives, a party I have never ever voted for and don't intend to.
Lib Dem, I think I've just been insulted
Quote: keewik @ 13th October 2014, 9:29 PM BSTThat quiz is total excrement. It told me I agree with Conservatives, a party I have never ever voted for and don't intend to.
Well if you agree with the Conservatives isn't it a bit hypocritical to vote for anyone else?
So you're a closet Tory but you don't want any of your friends to know.
You could be New Labour, keewik.
Quote: Chappers @ 13th October 2014, 9:45 PM BSTWell if you agree with the Conservatives isn't it a bit hypocritical to vote for anyone else?
So you're a closet Tory but you don't want any of your friends to know.
I'd slit my wrists first.
Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 13th October 2014, 10:19 PM BSTYou could be New Labour, keewik.
And gouge out my eyes before my wrists became too weak.
Quote: keewik @ 13th October 2014, 11:05 PM BSTI'd slit my wrists first.
And gouge out my eyes before my wrists became too weak.
Do you want me to give you the knife?
Quote: Chappers @ 14th October 2014, 9:33 PM BSTDo you want me to give you the knife?
As long as it's a beautifully ornate one. Have to do it in style.
The television schedule for the day I was born . .
F**king hell . . that's good !