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I'm getting a new TV tomorrow.

Quote: David Chapman @ May 5 2008, 10:56 PM BST

And that's not how you spell my name.

I actually read it as "Chapman". Laughing out loud

Quote: Winterlight @ May 5 2008, 11:40 PM BST

I'm getting a new TV tomorrow.

I wish I could afford a new TV.

I'll post a picture up of me with it when it's setup.

Quote: Aaron @ May 5 2008, 11:45 PM BST

I actually read it as "Chapman". Laughing out loud

That shows you're getting old.

Maybe. Or maybe it shows that you're some kind of sex-antidote?

Haha!

Quote: Paul W @ May 3 2008, 11:17 AM BST

I have one pair of trainers and one pair of shoes... that's enough.

Ditto.

men, no matter what the age only have one pair of shoes... unless they enjoy bumsex.

Laughing out loud Why though? Does bumsex give you bunions?

I have approximately one million shoes.

Realistically probably about 50 pairs.

That's not too many. Right...? Huh?

Quote: roscoff @ May 5 2008, 10:56 PM BST

My choice of weapon is Ellie's breasts. Ha! Got you there. Most awesome!

Weapons of mass.

Not mass anything, just mass.

Quote: Aaron @ May 5 2008, 11:45 PM BST

I wish I could afford a new TV.

:O You could probably get one for the price of two pairs of custom made shoes!

Quote: zooo @ May 6 2008, 7:24 PM BST

I have approximately one million shoes.

Realistically probably about 50 pairs.

That's not too many. Right...? Huh?

Laughing out loud

Quote: ian_w @ May 6 2008, 7:32 PM BST

:O You could probably get one for the price of two pairs of custom made shoes!

Not the ones I lust after...

Quote: zooo @ May 6 2008, 7:24 PM BST

I have approximately one million shoes.

Realistically probably about 50 pairs.

That's not too many. Right...? Huh?

Are you a very very big spider? If not, then probably too many.
What is this eroticism women seem to have with shoes. Why are they in the least bit exciting? They is just shoes, maaan!

Quote: Aaron @ May 5 2008, 11:45 PM BST

I wish I could afford a new TV.

You can you're just too tight with your money Laughing out loud

Quote: ian_w @ May 6 2008, 7:32 PM BST

Weapons of mass.

Suffication?

Shoes are ace.

Of course men's shoes are rubbish. Hardly any choice.
If I was a bloke I'd probably only have a few pairs too. (Although they have pretty cool trainers.)

Don't blame us! Blame the people who design women's shoes, for being so damn good at it.

Quote: zooo @ May 6 2008, 7:53 PM BST

Shoes are ace.

Of course men's shoes are rubbish. Hardly any choice.
If I was a bloke I'd probably only have a few pairs too. (Although they have pretty cool trainers.)

Don't blame us! Blame the people who design women's shoes, for being so damn good at it.

Ha!

Quote: Paul W @ May 6 2008, 7:43 PM BST

You can you're just too tight with your money Laughing out loud

True...

I think I might wait for Super High Definition now.

Although, seeing as I rarely watch much post-2000, it'd be largely useless, but anyway.

Quote: Paul W @ May 6 2008, 7:43 PM BST

Suffication?

Ha - my weapons of mass suffocation... there's no hiding these though!

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