Quote: zooo @ July 17 2013, 7:04 PM BSTExcellent stuff.
Love this. Staged or not.
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Sadly, while filming this, his neck was broken into a thousand tiny pieces.
Quote: Raymond Terrific @ July 18 2013, 10:09 PM BSTExactly what I thought
Me too.
Well, that and 'that went viral? /bitchiness.
I did like the fact David was so busy self-promoting he forgot to self-promote. 
I'd like to know if it was planned, and if the other posters got a slice of the pie.
A police car has pulled over another car and the policeman makes his way over to the window.
Policeman (to the driver)
Can I see your driver's licence sir?
Mr Boobies presents his driving licence to the policeman which reads,
"Mr Mr Boobies"
Policeman
Your first name is Mr?
Mr Boobies
Yes.
Policeman
And your surname is Boobies?
Mr Boobies
That is correct.
Policeman
And you're from Tittington?
Mr Boobies
Yes, born and raised.
Policeman
Tittington upon Wobblybobs?
Mr Boobies
The very same.
Policeman
And what kind of car is this?
Mr Boobies
It's a Vulva.
Policeman
You mean a Volvo?
Mr Boobies
No.
Policeman
You're a very silly man.
Mr Boobies
Busted!
END
Are we allowed to say vulva?
*checks BCG terms and conditions*
Your boned...
Rumours on twitter that Mel Smith has passed away
Hope not.
Hopefully it's just a twitter hoax
Reported by the BBC now. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23390982#TWEET828287
F**k.
RIP Mel
Loved the guy and his work
God bless fella