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Quote: billwill @ July 5 2013, 12:21 AM BST

Making feeble jokes on Facebook.

Actually in the words of the immortal Malcolm Muggeridge

"I've been shagging your (robot) wife"

Just thought I'd pop in and say hi, been busy.

Quote: sootyj @ July 5 2013, 9:34 AM BST

Actually in the words of the immortal Malcolm Muggeridge

"I've been shagging your (robot) wife"

Just thought I'd pop in and say hi, been busy.

That wasn't a good idea, I just put new sharp gears in that area. Sick

Katie Price came in my office the other day and I don't know why.

Quote: Raymond Terrific @ July 5 2013, 5:08 PM BST

Katie Price came in my office the other day

Ewww

Did she leave a wet patch?

Dirty slapper

That sums up every comment I got on my Facebook status about it. You actually directly quoted two of them.

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Quote: Oldrocker @ July 5 2013, 8:51 PM BST
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Is that a piece of cake lying on the pavement?

Mmmm, random pavement pie...

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There also seems to be a stick of dynamite on the roof.

From the same source . .

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Again...a cake under the couch.

It's an eyes pie picture...

This one made me titter !

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Quote: Gordon Bennett @ July 5 2013, 8:53 PM BST

Is that a piece of cake lying on the pavement?

Actually it's the pasty that Oldrocker dropped carelessly earlier, and in the next pic in the sequence, the kid trips over it, breaking his collar bone, but allowing him to sue the local council and Oldrocker jointly for accident insurance and claim massive damages, thanks to sterling work from BCG's very own legal-eagle, Jennie.

Hope that answers your question. :)

Quote: George Kaplan @ July 5 2013, 9:16 PM BST

Hope that answers your question. :)

I'm amazed.

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 5 2013, 9:15 PM BST

This one made me titter !

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Can someone explain to me why they speak German?

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