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Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 6 2013, 1:14 PM BST

Yes, I'm sick of how many horses get shot during a game of Tennis. Angry

Laughing out loud

Quote: David Bussell @ April 6 2013, 1:15 PM BST

How many players die in an average game of snooker?

Is it two?

Quote: David Bussell @ April 6 2013, 1:15 PM BST

How many players die in an average game of snooker?

I don't know, but I think every other one has to be a colour.

*Isn't racist as I don't think they let black people play snooker anyway...

**Really isn't racist. Honestly.

***Really!!

Unimpressed

Can we all at least agree that strapping guns to the horses is a way forward?

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I think allowing players to lay snookers should be banned. It's just putting lethal obstacles in the other player's way!

Quote: David Bussell @ April 6 2013, 1:24 PM BST

Can all at least agree that strapping guns to the horses is a way forward?

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:D If War Horse was like that, I might have watched it.

Quote: Sinon @ April 6 2013, 1:24 PM BST

I think allowing players to lay snookers should be banned. It's just putting lethal obstacles in the other player's way!

We can only hope you weren't trying to smuggle a point into that shitty joke.

Quote: David Bussell @ April 6 2013, 1:34 PM BST

We can only hope you weren't trying to smuggle a point into that shitty joke.

Don't put yourself down! Your joke made me chuckle.

Quote: Sinon @ April 6 2013, 1:38 PM BST

Don't put yourself down! Your joke made me chuckle.

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Quote: David Bussell @ April 6 2013, 12:26 PM BST

Probably not. But we might want to think twice about forcing people into cars against their will and making them drive full tilt around a course peppered with lethal obstacles, which is closer to what horse racing is.

That

Quote: Sinon @ April 6 2013, 12:30 PM BST

Very emotive but not true. Like I said... A horse falling on the flat is much more likely to die than a horse falling at a fence!

Bollocks

Quote: zooo @ April 6 2013, 1:02 PM BST

Any sports involving hurting animals for the enjoyment of humans should end, yes. Ideally.

Agree strongly

Quote: Pingl @ April 6 2013, 7:44 PM BST

That

Bollocks

Agree strongly

Yeah, physics is bollocks...

Bazinga

Bazinga! are you three?

Quote: Pingl @ April 7 2013, 10:46 AM BST

Bazinga! are you three?

I refer you to the answer I gave to the person who made that 'joke' originally.

I'm not entirely sure why you are being, quite, so rude and aggressive but it's fine for you to argue that you think horse racing ( or as you've said, just some of it ) is cruel. It fine, even, to assert that it's better that the thousands of horses that live perfect life should never have existed in the first place to save the percentage that are killed.

You're even perfectly entitled to say that you think that over a hundred thousand people should be put out of work to save these few unfortunate beasts... All these things are ok but, But... When you argue that Newton's laws of motion are wrong and counter these laws with "bollocks" I think you are getting a little above yourself.

I just stumbled across this . . .

http://www.funtrivia.com/quizzes/index.cfm

Passports

Never had one

Might need one

Is it an easy process?

Can it be done online? Or through the post?

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