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It seems that there is NOT ONE James Bond film on TV over Easter bank holiday weekend.

I am aghast. Shouldn't be allowed.

Quote: zooo @ March 28 2013, 6:16 PM GMT

It seems that there is NOT ONE James Bond film on TV over Easter bank holiday weekend.

I am aghast. Shouldn't be allowed.

I agree

Nothing sums up the celebration of the resurrection of our Lord, Jesus Christ than a British spy murdering evil geniuses and trying to shag countless female Soviet agents

That is the true spirit of Easter

This country!

:|

Chocolate, bunnies, and James Bond. That's all Easter is, innit?

Hmm

Angry

(And zombie Jesus.)

:)

I'd be more up for getting behind Jesus if he had been remembered more as a Ghandi type fella. Nothing supernatural, no leap of faiths. Just a cool dude, doing nice things and being an all round positive influence.

Quote: lofthouse @ March 28 2013, 7:12 PM GMT

I agree

Nothing sums up the celebration of the resurrection of our Lord, Jesus Christ than a British spy murdering evil geniuses and trying to shag countless female Soviet agents

...and drinking gallons of Vodka Martinis.

Quote: Lee @ March 28 2013, 7:21 PM GMT

I'd be more up for getting behind Jesus if he had been remembered more as a Ghandi type fella. Nothing supernatural, no leap of faiths. Just a cool dude, doing nice things and being an all round positive influence.

If some random average nice dude just went around being 'nice' to people over two thousand years ago - do you honestly think me and you would be sat here talking about him over the internet now?

Quote: lofthouse @ March 28 2013, 7:36 PM GMT

If some random average nice dude just went around being 'nice' to people over two thousand years ago - do you honestly think me and you would be sat here talking about him over the internet now?

Why not?

Consider: Abraham, Moses, Mohammed, Tutankamen

Quote: lofthouse @ March 28 2013, 7:36 PM GMT

If some random average nice dude just went around being 'nice' to people over two thousand years ago - do you honestly think me and you would be sat here talking about him over the internet now?

I do appreciate that Jesus is not responsible for everything that came afterwards. So I could quite happily follow him and his beliefs now and in many ways I do. :)

I know Jesus liked bread and fish, but I don't think it was fishfinger sandwiches.

Quote: zooo @ March 28 2013, 7:47 PM GMT

I know Jesus liked bread and fish, but I don't think it was fishfinger sandwiches.

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Have just heard two different presenters pronounce the word 'compulsorily' as com-pul-SOR-ily. Where the Hell has that pronunciation come from?

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