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Quote: Harridan @ February 9 2013, 11:09 PM GMT

Easily achieved (Though a complete waste of a life these days, if you ask me)

I hear the monk pussy is good! :D

Quote: sootyj @ February 9 2013, 11:01 PM GMT

You like Jesus why not be a vicar or a nun or something

Sounds habit forming...

*gets coat*

Don't think it easy

They don't take just anyone

There's... tests n stuff

Quote: lofthouse @ February 9 2013, 11:11 PM GMT

Don't think it easy

They don't take just anyone

There's... tests n stuff

CRB?

Quote: lofthouse @ February 9 2013, 11:11 PM GMT

Don't think it easy

They don't take just anyone

There's... tests n stuff

I think you need a haircut like this to start with, at least.

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Quote: Sinon @ February 9 2013, 11:12 PM GMT

CRB?

>_<

Quote: lofthouse @ February 9 2013, 11:11 PM GMT

Don't think it easy

They don't take just anyone

There's... tests n stuff

DON'T DO IT!

Tests. Are easier than being a priest being as you're not trying to be a leader of men

It's also the complete opposite of the relaxed job you were thinking of taking. Prayers at all times of day and night, and if you really believe in that stuff monks are supposed to actively fight Satan, so the fate of the world is in your hands.

Quote: keewik @ February 9 2013, 11:14 PM GMT

DON'T DO IT!

Are you that desperate to shag lofty?

Lion taming then ?

Got my own hat

Quote: sootyj @ February 9 2013, 11:17 PM GMT

Are you that desperate to shag lofty?

Paganism does funny things to you.

Quote: lofthouse @ February 9 2013, 11:19 PM GMT

Lion taming then ?

Got my own hat

Do lion tamers wear hats?

Quote: Sinon @ February 9 2013, 11:42 PM GMT

Do lion tamers wear hats?

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Nice pattern.

I've always fancied being a bartender. Either that or a surveillance operative. Just watching people and taking notes.

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