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Work in a cattery, she says *still obsessed with lack of cat*

Top of the f**king page!!!!

Quote: zooo @ February 9 2013, 8:09 PM GMT

I vote you get a job feeding penguins to zooo

you are not a polar bear!

Quote: Harridan @ February 9 2013, 8:10 PM GMT

Oh god, no! Penguin enclosures smell horrendous!

Hmm. Are there any animals that don't smell? I suspect not. :(

Quote: sootyj @ February 9 2013, 8:15 PM GMT

you are not a polar bear!

You don't know that!

Yeh then why don't you ever wave when youre on a wildlife documentary?

eh? think you're better than us.

(decides to hold next meet up at London Zoo penguin enclosure)

I've always fancied being a security guard. You just sit around all day and get called "Chief" a lot.

A job with your own portakabin would be ace

I saw a documentary with a man whose job it was to drive around on his own in a van emptying the dog poo bins, and he was well happy!
Try that.

Angry

Hehehe. He was happy though. Said he was his own boss.

He said job, not jobbie.

You like Jesus why not be a vicar or a nun or something

Quote: Lee @ February 9 2013, 11:00 PM GMT

He said job, not jobbie.

Mr jobbie?

I'd love to be a monk!

That would be awesome

But are there monks who do part time monking?

Why not?

Friend of mine is becoming one

Quote: lofthouse @ February 9 2013, 11:06 PM GMT

I'd love to be a monk!

That would be awesome

Easily achieved (Though a complete waste of a life these days, if you ask me)

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