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You cheeky monkey!

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I'm throwing my pooo at zooo.

I think I've been living on my own for to long. I was sorting out what to put in the wash and realised I was whispering to myself about what can go in and what can wait.

I'm not sure how long I was doing it before I realised.

Quote: reds @ November 26 2012, 2:31 AM GMT

I think I've been living on my own for to long. I was sorting out what to put in the wash and realised I was whispering to myself about what can go in and what can wait.

I'm not sure how long I was doing it before I realised.

When you live alone, you have to exercise your voice every day, else it goes rusty, so don't worry.

I talk to my computers all the time, most of the nature "Damn you why did you do that!" and "Hurry up will you!".

Quote: billwill @ November 26 2012, 3:19 AM GMT

When you live alone, you have to exercise your voice every day, else it goes rusty, so don't worry.

I talk to my robot wife all the time, most of the nature "Damn you why did you do that!" and "Hurry up will you!".

Good thing you didn't program her with any emotions

Reds AWWH! ask me for advice-dont mind abuse!

Quote: reds @ November 26 2012, 2:31 AM GMT

I think I've been living on my own for to long. I was sorting out what to put in the wash and realised I was whispering to myself about what can go in and what can wait.

I'm not sure how long I was doing it before I realised.

Get yourself a pet/baby, then you can pretend you're talking to them when you're actually talking to yourself. Not that I do that or anything Whistling nnocently

Quote: reds @ November 26 2012, 2:31 AM GMT

I think I've been living on my own for to long. I was sorting out what to put in the wash and realised I was whispering to myself about what can go in and what can wait.

I'm not sure how long I was doing it before I realised.

I do that and I don't even live alone!

My three year old kept telling me that baby Jesus was under the couch this morning. Didn't understand what he was on about. Then I realised it was the figure from the crib we have, quite relieved. Yes I know its sad we have our decorations up, but it entertained the kids on Saturday.

Aww.
I'm too scared to have kids in case one day one of them says something like 'why is the little girl in the corner laughing?' AND THERE ISN'T ONE THERE.

Quote: zooo @ November 26 2012, 12:16 PM GMT

Aww.
I'm too scared to have kids in case one day one of them says something like 'why is the little girl in the corner laughing?' AND THERE ISN'T ONE THERE.

I'm looking forward to grandkids, then they will go home after a while. But the few times the kids have been away the house is too quiet and I don't like it. Can't live with them can't send them up chimneys!

Quote: dellas @ November 26 2012, 9:21 AM GMT

Reds AWWH! ask me for advice-dont mind abuse!

Hi Wave

Quote: Harridan @ November 26 2012, 9:24 AM GMT

Get yourself a pet/baby, then you can pretend you're talking to them when you're actually talking to yourself. Not that I do that or anything Whistling nnocently

Sadly my little flat is to small to have a bird or fish, so that proberly means it is also to small for a little human.

In that case get yourself a bluetooth headset and then at least your neighbours won't think you're mad when they peek in your windows.

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