roscoff
Sunday 27th April 2008 12:35pm [Edited]
Llangattock, Crickhowell
7,985 posts
Quote: EllieJP @ April 26 2008, 11:05 PM BST
Right men, this is a proper date.
Invite a girl to the "Dutch Festival" for the afternoon in London for some fun and silly picture taking, suggest dinner then pay for a nice meal. Then suggest as the suns setting to take the girl on the London Eye and make her feel like she's more beautiful than the gorgeous views around her...and then be really fun and spontanious and get on the nearby carousel. Quick kiss on the cheek and send her on her way!
AMAZING and perfect.
Pah! Amateur. Invite a girl to Splott market for some top shopping. Especially good is the used underpants stall and they also have a wide variety of sticks, suggest an all day breakfast bun from the 'Greasy Joe's' and at the same time take in the view of the sanitation blocks of the Gypsy camp.
Then its off to the Heath Hospital to ride up and down on the service lift where you can feel more beautiful than a well worn catheter and the used bandage bins and spontaneously take a ride on a couple of wheelchairs down to the Urology ward where the aroma's are indeed unique. Finish off with a blow job in the nearest public toilet. Admit it Ellie. You lost out.