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What a bunch of freaking weirdos.
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Quote: DaButt @ July 14 2012, 1:40 PM BST

What a bunch of freaking weirdos.
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Ha! This from an American. The only country I know of that celebrates each holiday with a department store sale.

Veterans Day? That is half price shoes at JC Penny. Columbus Day? 60% off all matresses. Martin Luther King's Birthday? Glendale Toyota's Mad Mad 24 Hour Savings Bonanza.

The reverence and respect Americans show to these national days of rememberance are truly stunning.

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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 14 2012, 1:22 PM BST

I used to think ladies moon blood was blue because of the adverts where the woman dumps a pint of ink into a sanitary towel and it doesn't spill a drop. Imagine my surprise when I found out the truth.

It is for the female royals.

Well those suffering from poryphia

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 14 2012, 1:22 PM BST

I used to think ladies moon blood was blue because of the adverts where the woman dumps a pint of ink into a sanitary towel and it doesn't spill a drop. Imagine my surprise when I found out the truth.

Do you still use them as ink blotters then?

Quote: zooo @ July 14 2012, 12:19 PM BST

Remember those wall posters they had in school with the days of the week on? Maybe mine had Tuesday in yellow, Wednesday in red, etc. So I always see them that colour in my mind. Stuff like that.

Don't be lazy! Think it out for yourself. And I can absolutely assure you that Tuesday is a browny red and Wednesday is lilac. Whereas, today being Saturday, it's nice bright yellow even though it's pouring outside.

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I have found DaButt's ideal woman!

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. . once I've got rid of this f**kin' hangover !

Quote: zooo @ July 14 2012, 9:05 PM BST

I have found DaButt's ideal woman!

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Nasty, and tattooed with a tiny gun that no man would ever own in the first place.

Some photos of the fox taken by Mr. K (some a bit blurry as he's not used to new camera). The fox had been sunbasking on our lawn, then woke/got up.

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In that last one he's thinking "You fools, feeding me like a pet. I've got you wrapped around my paws".

He's a bit gorgeous.

:)

(I'd feed him too)

Aw, he's lovely. What a great face!

keewik! Excellent! You really do have a fox. :D

I like the first photo, it looks so relaxed.

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