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:) I believe men can hide their 'bits' from others by a subtle use of hand/cock alignment!

A male chum of mine would only ever use a cubicle- never a trough.

The toilet seat in my house is down, but when sons call, it's up.

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Is that a piglet that I see before me?

;) What has a piglet got to do with gents toilets- and folk say I am odd? :S

Isn't the picture that of a piglet?

Quote: dellas @ July 13 2012, 10:00 PM BST

;) What has a piglet got to do with gents toilets- and folk say I am odd? :S

Sorry, didn't know we had to stay on the gents toilet theme.

But as we have, I always use a cubicle at work for no other reason than my zip is stuck in the up position so I have to disrobe to piss.

Just thought I'd share that.

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 13 2012, 10:20 PM BST

Sorry, didn't know we had to stay on the gents toilet theme.

But as we have, I always use a cubicle at work for no other reason than my zip is stuck in the up position so I have to disrobe to piss.

Just thought I'd share that.

Would it be bizarre to suggest new trousers?

Quote: Booo @ July 13 2012, 4:57 PM BST

Maybe they like their bits to be warm too. :D

Also, on the subject of toilets, what woman leaves the toilet seat up and why would she do that? That is bloody weird.

I keep finding it at work. I want to install a secret camera in that cubicle and find out why she's doing it.

Transvestite?

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2012, 6:48 PM BST

Even people without some special condition visualise words they hear (surely?).
Who wants to imagine shit while they eat? No one.

As I was explaining to SootyJ last Saturday, I don't visualise pictures at all.

My brain doesn't work visually, it seems to work in abstract concepts. That's why I find it very difficult to recognise people by faces, unless I know them very well.

Quote: keewik @ July 14 2012, 12:12 AM BST

Would it be bizarre to suggest new trousers?

Yes.

Quote: billwill @ July 14 2012, 12:26 AM BST

As I was explaining to SootyJ last Saturday, I don't visualise pictures at all.

My brain doesn't work visually, it seems to work in abstract concepts. That's why I find it very difficult to recognise people by faces, unless I know them very well.

How intriiiguing.
I love hearing about differences in the way people think. I always assume others' brains work the exact same way mine does.

My final primary school teacher was very hot on seeing things 'in your mind's eye' which seemed very obvious to me. Then she told us that her friend didn't have a 'mind's eye'. I found that impossible to imagine but is that what Bill means?

I wonder if that affects how much you can enjoy reading fiction? Can you imagine the scenes happening? Hmm.

Quote: keewik @ July 14 2012, 1:03 AM BST

My final primary school teacher was very hot on seeing things 'in your mind's eye' which seemed very obvious to me. Then she told us that her friend didn't have a 'mind's eye'. I found that impossible to imagine but is that what Bill means?

Effectively yes. I don't see visuals in my mind except in dreams.

Quote: zooo @ July 14 2012, 1:04 AM BST

I wonder if that affects how much you can enjoy reading fiction? Can you imagine the scenes happening? Hmm.

I don't need to 'see' like that. The words of a book go straight into concept objects in my mind. Action & movement are concepts anyway, not really visuals.

As I was saying to SootyJ, that's probably what makes me a good computer programmer, thought I don't do much active large programming any more, I was effectively capable of keeping the whole logical structure of a large program in my mind and therefore could deduce from a symptom what is wrong and go very rapidly to the relevant page in a long listing of 200 pages or more.

Quote: billwill @ July 14 2012, 12:26 AM BST

That's why I find it very difficult to recognise people by faces, unless I know them very well.

Is that why you kept trying to order food from me at the last meet up.
You do tip well though, so it worked out fine.

Quote: zooo @ July 14 2012, 12:49 AM BST

I always assume others' brains work the exact same way mine does.

How does anyone know what I see as red is what they see as green ?

Are lawns red?

Is the sky blue or do you see it as red?

Maybe red sky at night is what I call green ?

Eh?

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