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Quote: zooo @ July 13 2012, 4:53 PM BST

Ha, well they are the weird ones. Weirdo bum warmth lovers.

Maybe they like their bits to be warm too. :D

Also, on the subject of toilets, what woman leaves the toilet seat up and why would she do that? That is bloody weird.

I keep finding it at work. I want to install a secret camera in that cubicle and find out why she's doing it.

Quote: Booo @ July 13 2012, 4:57 PM BST

Maybe they like their bits to be warm too. :D

Also, on the subject of toilets, what woman leaves the toilet seat up and why would she do that? That is bloody weird.

I keep finding it at work. I want to install a secret camera in that cubicle and find out why she's doing it.

Perhaps she's a cold-bum weirdo?

Quote: Lazzard @ July 13 2012, 5:00 PM BST

Perhaps she's a cold-bum weirdo?

That doesn't make sense! The toilet is cold and uninviting for a well placed bum, therefore she can't be sitting down, so why bother lift it?

I think it must be a guy in drag going in there.

Quote: Booo @ July 13 2012, 4:57 PM BST

Also, on the subject of toilets, what woman leaves the toilet seat up and why would she do that? That is bloody weird.

I keep finding it at work. I want to install a secret camera in that cubicle and find out why she's doing it.

Maybe there was wee on the seat so she put it up so she could hover without danger of touching wee.
(Yes, I have done that.) ;)

Although if she's doing it regularly it must be some other reason.

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2012, 4:47 PM BST

I don't like sitting on a warm chair let alone a warm toilet seat. Sick

I know! I don't like it at work!

Quote: Booo @ July 13 2012, 4:57 PM BST

Also, on the subject of toilets, what woman leaves the toilet seat up and why would she do that? That is bloody weird.

Some women will get outraged when the seat is left up, and demand that mean leave it in the down position. So a man might move the seat of courtesy to women, but by the same token, why shouldn't a woman do the same, and raise it for a man? Yes it is weird, but really no more weird than the idea that a man should put the seat down.

Quote: Nogget @ July 13 2012, 5:10 PM BST

Some women will get outraged when the seat is left up, and demand that mean leave it in the down position. So a man might move the seat of courtesy to women, but by the same token, why shouldn't a woman do the same, and raise it for a man? Yes it is weird, but really no more weird than the idea that a man should put the seat down.

Totally agree. But I'm talking about the ladies' lavatories, where no men set foot let alone their bursting bladders and apendages.

Quote: Nogget @ July 13 2012, 5:10 PM BST

Some women will get outraged when the seat is left up, and demand that mean leave it in the down position. So a man might move the seat of courtesy to women, but by the same token, why shouldn't a woman do the same, and raise it for a man? Yes it is weird, but really no more weird than the idea that a man should put the seat down.

Agree. If there are more men in a house than women, then there's definitely no reason the seat should be left down. But if there's more women then it should.
I think if the genders are equal in numbers then the whole entire seat plus lid should be left down. So everyone has to lift something. (Plus it looks better.)

And that is my toilet seat philosophy.

A warm public toilet seat is the worst. I normally just use two long strips of toilet roll to minimize any contact between me and the seat.

I've got two young boys, so the seat is always down in our house.
it's just that it's covered in piss.

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2012, 5:21 PM BST

Agree. If there are more men in a house than women, then there's definitely no reason the seat should be left down. But if there's more women then it should.
I think if the genders are equal in numbers then the whole entire seat plus lid should be left down. So everyone has to lift something. (Plus it looks better.)

And that is my toilet seat philosophy.

Well my laziness comes before my masculinity. If I can sit down to do a number one, I normally do. Plus, I despise urinals, they're f**king disgusting. So I promote sitting down. You can relax on the throne. Check your phone and generally get some space. Also deals with any unnecessary dripping, if you sit there long enough.

Quote: Lazzard @ July 13 2012, 5:27 PM BST

I've got two young boys, so the seat is always down in our house.
it's just that it's covered in piss.

:D

Quote: Lee @ July 13 2012, 5:28 PM BST

Well my laziness comes before my masculinity. If I can sit down to do a number one, I normally do. Plus, I despise urinals, they're f**king disgusting. So I promote sitting down. You can relax on the throne. Check your phone and generally get some space. Also deals with any unnecessary dripping, if you sit there long enough.

If I was a guy I'd do this too.
I can't imagine anything worse than another guy standing next to me, comparing, giving me stage fright.

It's more to do with the gobbing, which is made worse by the troth style urinals where the gob swims past you as you pee. Those metal ones provide lots of lovely splash back too.

Vom.

Quote: Booo @ July 13 2012, 5:31 PM BST

:D

I can't imagine anything worse than another guy standing next to me, comparing, giving me stage fright.

It's weird that men are expected to be able to do this, there's no reason why urinals couldn't have cubicles, too. Doesn't bother me, but I know many for whom it does, and presumably speaking out against it is difficult for them, because it makes them feel less manly.

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