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Quote: Booo @ July 6 2012, 8:38 PM BST

Careful with using cocaine vigorously though. I suffer with a drug addiction too and every now and again the nosebleeds are awful if I blow my wages on the devil's dandruff.

:O

:P

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 6 2012, 8:46 PM BST

:O

:P

Angry

Remind me of this tomorrow, I'll show you something.

Ummm

Thanks, people

I think!

Quote: Booo @ July 6 2012, 8:48 PM BST

Angry

Remind me of this tomorrow, I'll show you something.

The angry face on your post indicates that maybe I shouldn't remind you.

*I am getting so much better at picking up these subtle signals from people - go me!*

Man up, lofthouse!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 6 2012, 8:57 PM BST

The angry face on your post indicates that maybe I shouldn't remind you.

*I am getting so much better at picking up these subtle signals from people - go me!*

Don't worry, I won't forget. It's much better in person or I'd send it via PM now.
Be afraid.

Quote: Booo @ July 6 2012, 8:59 PM BST

Be afraid.

Of a girl?! Yeah, right. Unimpressed

*remembers to tell Booo that his name is Rob H when introduced tomorrow*

:( OH dear so damp and rainy here my digestive biscuit has stuck to bedside cabinet- the windows are steamy there is a mist and deep clouds- very very wet for July? Anyone else suffering from 'Triffids' ?( to please Nat)

Not sure why triffids are to please me! But yeah our garden has gone into insane overdrive. Mainly the dreaded brambles, they grow inches in a few days. You know how you can see baboo growing? I bet if I sat around long enough I'd be able to watch the bastard brambles spreading their death-tendrils through my garden.

My garden has also gone bonkers, but cutting the grass becomes complicated by the legions of tiny froglets which emanate from the pond. They can only just jump, so it's hard for them to jump out the way.

Froglets, don't die froglets!

Quote: Nogget @ July 7 2012, 8:47 AM BST

My garden has also gone bonkers, but cutting the grass becomes complicated by the legions of tiny froglets which emanate from the pond. They can only just jump, so it's hard for them to jump out the way.

Things to do today:

1. Order porn actress
2. Order 8"stilettos
3. Order camera
4. Make tons of cash from sickos

http://www.retronaut.co/2010/07/aliens-in-vintage-postcards/

SO. YUM.

Love them!

I thought some of them were over-egged.

Your face is over egged.

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