She probably uses it as a tooth pick.
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Or - wait for it - a tooth prick.
Chapman would be proud and crest fallen at the same time. He may implode.
I'm terrible at work.
Practically anything anyone says I can see a dirty double meaning. It's years of reading Viz to blame.
But also I find it difficult laughing out loud at anything on TV - except maybe IT Crowd at the moment.
Quote: David Chapman @ April 24 2008, 7:45 PM BSTPractically anything anyone says I can see a dirty double meaning. It's years of reading Viz to blame.
Me too. But I've not ever read Viz. It's all natural, not aritficial with me! 
Erm, Frankie Howard maybe, Aaron?
Howerd*
And what about him? I never sucked his cock, 'onest Guv!
Just in case anyone's not seen it, the Office of Government Commerce have a new logo...
Aw!
It's quite cute.
But very funny too.
One of my work colleagues has to fill in the holidays and absence forms for her department. I have just helped her find the code for Road Traffic Accident, as one of her underlings has been in bit of a car crash.
I notice that there is a code for Genito-Urinary Complaint. I am currently trying to imagine a situation in which anybody would ever phone in to work sick and give that as a reason.
Basically, 'cockache'.
Yes, but I imagine it's open to ladies too, so that would not cover all eventualities.
Vagache?
Quote: Aaron @ April 25 2008, 9:47 PM BSTVagache?
Aaron, I occasionally find I've appeared to have accidentally entered an online version of Two Pints.
WOO! 300th post! And I've only been here 10 minutes.