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Why not take it to a vets or rspca and get it scanned for microchips? If it doesn't have one, the rspca will give you advice on adopting it.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 30 2012, 11:49 AM BST

6' 2", so wear heels if you're planning on hitting me. Oh and if possible, can you not turn me gay with your witch powers please? as my admiration for Sootyj is no longer enough :P

Aw shucks, ifthat's how you feel. Me too please!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 30 2012, 11:57 AM BST

You obviously haven't seen my shrine and extensive night vision footage.

I've seen your van around but you've got the wrong house/person.
Muppet. Unimpressed

Oh the other tip I heard was to buy a cheap collar, and attach a note to it asking if the owners could drop you a text or knock round to let you know it has a home.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 30 2012, 11:59 AM BST

Why not take it to a vets or rspca and get it scanned for microchips? If it doesn't have one, the rspca will give you advice on adopting it.

I have done that (forgot to mention), there isn't one.
I am thinking of it seriously, the vet seemed to think it was a good idea.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 30 2012, 12:01 PM BST

Oh the other tip I heard was to buy a cheap collar, and attach a note to it asking if the owners could drop you a text or knock round to let you know it has a home.

Thanks Nat, I'll do that. That way I might also find out if he sleeps somewhere or even gets fed by others.

Quote: Booo @ June 30 2012, 11:58 AM BST

*sees a pattern emerging* I am naive, aren't I?

No, no, not at all. Now get in the back of the van. There are no seatbelts back there, so I'll just have to tie you down for, um...safety reasons. Yeah, that's it, safety.

Whistling nnocently

Quote: sootyj @ June 30 2012, 11:59 AM BST

Aw shucks, ifthat's how you feel. Me too please!

You want to be turned gay?

That's how I got my cat

Didnt buy it

Didn't want one

It just turned up one day and said I'm staying here from now on ok?

Umm

Ok

Make yourself at home why don't you

Bloody cheek

So you've met RCP?

Quote: Booo @ June 30 2012, 11:58 AM BST

You're awful.

He's lovely, runs in to greet us, likes a good tummy scratch and purrs while you do it.

*sees a pattern emerging* I am naive, aren't I?

He's just after your dinner and your dirty underwear hamper.

Quote: Booo @ June 30 2012, 12:06 PM BST

You want to be turned gay?

Well not for everyone. Just some one special.

If it is someone else's cat, it's a bit out of order (I can't think of the word I mean, but that's close!) to start feeding it. My neighbour's cat spends a ton of time at my house, because they own a dog next door that the cat doesn't like and have really loud kids, so he comes here to get a bit of peace. I get to play with him and cuddle him, and he sometimes spends the whole day with me, but I never feed him. I think that's crossing the line, really - you'd basically be stealing the cat. (And my way you get all the pleasures of having a cat without having to spend any money on food or vet bills) ;)

However, if your one *doesn't* belong to anyone, then I'd say adopt him immediately! I just don't know how you'd find out.

Quote: sootyj @ June 30 2012, 12:11 PM BST

So you've met RCP?
He's just after your dinner and your dirty underwear hamper.

I've not had the pleasure, no. Tell me more, there's still time and I can make my mind up.

Hang around with me if you're coming next Sat (are you?), I'll rub off some gay-inducing magic on you.

Yes if I'm not too succesful and famous by then.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 30 2012, 11:01 AM BST

Bull finch?

Image

So prettyyyy.

Quote: zooo @ June 30 2012, 12:13 PM BST

If it is someone else's cat, it's a bit out of order (I can't think of the word I mean, but that's close!) to start feeding it. My neighbour's cat spends a ton of time at my hose, because they own a dog next door that the cat doesn't like and have really loud kids, so he comes here to get a bit of peace. I get to play with him and cuddle him, and he sometimes spends the whole day with me, but I never feed him. I think that's crossing the line, really - you'd basically be stealing the cat. (And my way you get all the pleasures of having a cat without having to spend any money on food or vet bills) ;)

However, if your one *doesn't* belong to anyone, then I'd say adopt him immediately! I just don't know how you'd find out.

Oh I do know what you mean but why would someone own a cat and let it wander around without a collar? Is that a known thing? *not really a cat lady - at least not yet, plenty of time still*

I hardly ever see cats with collars. I don't think collars are all that common with cats. That's just a dog thing I think.

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