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I can see where this is heading.

:D

Quote: sootyj @ June 29 2012, 11:40 AM BST

Yeh you know that was the give away

You know me out of work ninja chic

I thought it was 'desirable emu'. Eh?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 29 2012, 12:51 PM BST

No, PE is the way to go. If you take a chav bird, she'll be impressed that you sit down and someone brings you the food, if you take a Northern bird, she'll just be happy that you're paying for the meal and not hitting her.

I can't imagine why you haven't been snapped up.

Rather enjoying the Olympic single from Muse, very Queen. Terrible lyrics, but that's not what it's about. Better than asking Jessie J or Tiny Tempah to do one, thank lord.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 29 2012, 4:07 PM BST

Rather enjoying the Olympic single from Muse, very Queen. Terrible lyrics, but that's not what it's about. Better than asking Jessie J or Tiny Tempah to do one, thank lord.

Haven't heard it but the thing that annoys me about them is the Queen-like rock operas they come out with. I loved them early on though.

My child, bless her, has got just the right range to sing along with his falsetto. Very annoying. :D

'Dizzee Rascal' is releasing one, too.

As is Elton John.

I think I turned a guy gay. :|

It was someone I went out with for about 3 weeks and all was going fine until he broke up with me, the usual "it's not you, it's me" routine (only he was dead nice about it and sincere).

I didn't worry too much about it, I hadn't thought it could go anywhere although I was happy in his company and he was a fun guy. I did worry, however, that it was my fault and was racking my brains about it - I even posted about it on some other forum, took the piss out of myself and let others come up with possibilities. Someone said he was gay and I almost cured him. That someone is a c**t, by the way.

Anyway, back on topic. We remained friends, though, and occasionally bump into each other when out. Today I found out he is seeing another bloke.

And now I wonder if I was that bad that I turned him!
On our second date I got so drunk through not a lot of food and bit too much that I threw up at his feet. He was a gent though, brought me home, made me a cuppa and then went home - maybe this was the start of it.

I should come with a warning.

Lol, you can't turn someone gay. He's just finally realised/come out by the sounds of it.

Quote: zooo @ June 29 2012, 5:05 PM BST

Lol, you can't turn someone gay. He's just finally realised/come out by the sounds of it.

Don't try to make me feel better, I know when I've been a bad girl and this is my pennance. *low self-esteem and a masochist to boot :P *

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ June 29 2012, 5:18 PM BST

*appropriate emoticon*

I do that too.

Any ornathologists?

There's a small bird in the tree in my garden and it's been driving me mental for hours

It's so bloody loud chirping away at a thousand decibels

It looks like a large blue tit- but it's pale orange instead of blue

Bull finch?

Image

Or one of these? http://songbirds-slaughter.org.uk/category/your-lost-birds

I'm being honest and don't call me Finch!

No I think it's a chaffinch

I think it's a bit mongy in the head

You can walk right up to it and it just sits there sqwaking like a loon

Not arsed!

has this chaffinch got any feathers?

has it got 4 wheels?

in which case it might be a car alarm.

try offering it some seed or fat balls?

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