Good thing I still had some hair wax on my hands! My fiancee lets me fix her hair some times, but only when she's in a rush. 
And either way your hair seems to look good messy or not (judging by your pirate photo).
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You saying my hair is messy?????
Haha! You're in trouble Curt. Prepare to be punished!
Yes, it's messy.
Oi! All of you - you're meant to be making me feel better!!
This is based on another random saying but a tall friend of mine once answered a question on his height thus:
"Why are you so tall?"
"Because every time I shag your wife she picks me up by my ears."
The earlier version was:
"Why are you so fat?"
"Because every time I shag your wife she gives me a biscuit."
Quote: EllieJP @ April 23 2008, 1:57 PM BSTMeh - so I've had a REALLY stressful day at work... would anyone like to give me some love and a hug? Bit emotional.
I've posted some love to you recorded deliver...enjoy.
Ooooh a package. *signs for*
*feels bag* "It feels gooey inside"
*opens bag, puts hand inside* "Ooooh it's wet and sticky, very strange love"
*Reads sticky note* "With love 
from Gav"
"Thanks Gav"
Quote: Gavin @ April 23 2008, 2:47 PM BSTI've posted some love to you recorded deliver...enjoy.
now thats messy
No problem. you know me I care to much.
Quote: Curt @ April 23 2008, 2:43 PM BST
Wouldn't have called that messy, but cripes...
Quote: EllieJP @ April 23 2008, 2:41 PM BSTOi! All of you - you're meant to be making me feel better!!
Messy hair, messy hair, Ellie has messy hair!
... and this is why I say you're mean to me! 
You're just a woman, with woman's logic. There's nothing wrong with messy hair, size zero is disgusting, and Sarah Jessica Parker is so much of a dog that Beethoven starts becoming attractive in comparison.
Learn them rules, and you'll do alright.
Agreed there is nothing attractive about Sarah Jessica Parker, especially when she plays that stuck up whore on Sex in the City. God I hate that show. Women's liberating my ass.