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Quote: bigfella @ April 21 2012, 1:29 PM BST

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When you manstruate what's your favoured brand of manpon?

For my Chicago/Cabaret outfit, is my bowler hat allowed to have a bow on the side?

I should think that would be allowed.

Actually, would a trilby be acceptable? And in grey pinstripe?

EDIT: Scrap that, choose me one of these please

www.urbanexcess.com/p-7182-atlantis-caps-timothy-denim-trilby-hat-black.aspx

http://www.urbanexcess.com/p-5043-felt-black-trilby-hat-with-bow-black-felt.aspx

http://www.urbanexcess.com/p-5089-very-fine-check-trilby-hat-charcoal-grey.aspx

I'd have thought bowler, but otherwise number 2 for sure from those!

Definitely number 2 from those. Yum.

But bowler too. Hmm.

(Get both.)

I want to wear hats. Maybe post-haircut I can.

I went out and tried on a variety of hats today, prioritising bowler. They looked shit, my face is too long. My costume is in jeopardy.
I wanted to go as a lion and not a prozzie in the first place

I like them all! but if it's Caberet then it's got to be a bowler, even just for the entrance and then sling it off with a flourish till the end of the night.
I once went to a fancy dress as Boy George and borrowed a hat, some bastard stole it off my head on the way home, and I never got it back...bad end to a good night

I am not entering a party looking shit, gotta save those priceless photos for the end of the night! Am so annoyed that I look rubbish in bowler hats, and all the others I tried on. And no-one owns a black waistcoat! I have asked everyone I know, thought at least some of the blokes would have one they were once made to wear for a wedding or summit, but nothing. Shocking lack of debonairness amongst the modern menfolk

You could probably get a waistcoat in a charity shop or get something there that you could cut to shape.

I have been looking in charity shops but nothing so far, and can't rely on them to provide the goods before the party. A friend is also going so we might just both wear slapper ensembles and dress her baby up as a pimp

You should give the baby horns and make it some sort of fiend ( as babies are).

We were considering Little Shop of Horrors and dressing baby up as a plant, but it seemed quite a lot of effort. And I bought black fishnets today so have to go as some form of slut now or it's a fiver wasted

I'm so tacky I think black fishnets are the bee's knees.