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Quote: sootyj @ March 11 2012, 10:19 PM GMT

Dynamite+Trilobyte=Trilobytee

You fossilised imbecile.

OK.

I know I'm on the outside of about seven pints but, you've totally lost me.

Please explain carefully and slowly.

I am old you know.

Don't reckon it looks much like Coleen.. Maybe one of those people off of presenting things that look the same?

There's a fairly well known rapper called Ms Dynamite.

Who sings about herself as ms "dyna-mite-tea" add that trilobyte "tri-low-bite" you get the portmanteau "tri-lo-bite-tea"

at which point I realise I've got just 5 jokes left to write.

'Say goodnight to the people Gracie.'

Quote: AJGO @ March 11 2012, 11:37 PM GMT

Don't reckon it looks much like Coleen.. Maybe one of those people off of presenting things that look the same?

You mean Christine Bleakley and Alex something or other?

All good suggestions, it could be any one of the people everyone has mentioned!
I shall just have to never go to the Daily Mail site again and then it can't bother me anymore. (Should be easy enough.)

Quote: zooo @ March 11 2012, 11:45 PM GMT

You mean Christine Bleakley and Alex something or other?

All good suggestions, it could be any one of the people everyone has mentioned!
I shall just have to never go to the Daily Mail site again and then it can't bother me anymore. (Should be easy enough.)

One of those. Maybe. Or any others that are teeth and tan and giggling (it's not bitchy if I can't actually tell who I'm talking about)

It'll annoy me, can't you email them?!

Ha. Why isn't there a thing for picture recognition like that phone thing that recognises any snippet of a song...?

Quote: zooo @ March 12 2012, 12:06 AM GMT

Why isn't there a thing for picture recognition like that phone thing that recognises any snippet of a song...?

http://www.google.com/mobile/goggles/#text

Quote: sootyj @ March 11 2012, 11:42 PM GMT

There's a fairly well known rapper called Ms Dynamite.

Who sings about herself as ms "dyna-mite-tea" add that trilobyte "tri-low-bite" you get the portmanteau "tri-lo-bite-tea"

at which point I realise I've got just 5 jokes left to write.

I'm sure OR and I were both in on the joke.

(Whaaaa???????)

:O

Image

Laughing out loud Excellent

Someone where I used to live had patiently gone around and written on all the church posters that asked 'What is the answer?' '42'

The secret of happiness is t, I can concur with that.

Put the kettle on.

Quote: AJGO @ March 12 2012, 11:17 PM GMT

Someone where I used to live had patiently gone around and written on all the church posters that asked 'What is the answer?' '42'

Aw!
Making church fun.

;) Douglas Adams?...or catch 22.

Quote: sootyj @ March 12 2012, 11:37 PM GMT

The secret of happiness is transgender love, I can concur with that.

Put the Headmistress outfit on.

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